Top 99 Best Friend Birthday Poems Funny

Are you looking for some funny poems to wish your best friend a happy birthday? Look no further! Here are the top 99 best friend birthday poems that are guaranteed to make your friend laugh and feel loved:

1. “Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m terrible at poetry, happy birthday to you!”
2. “Another year older, but still no wiser. Happy birthday, my dear friend!”
3. “On your special day, I want you to know that you’re my favorite person to annoy. Happy birthday!”
4. “I hope your birthday is as amazing as you pretend it is on Instagram.”
5. “Happy birthday to my partner in crime. Let’s cause some trouble today!”
6. “You’re not getting older, you’re just getting closer to the age when you start telling the same joke every year. Happy birthday!”
7. “Happy birthday to someone who’s aging like a fine wine…full-bodied and a little fruity.”
8. “I hope your birthday is as fabulous as you are…which is pretty darn fabulous.”
9. “Happy birthday to my favorite person to do nothing with. Let’s be lazy together today!”
10. “I wanted to get you a birthday present, but I couldn’t find a bow big enough to wrap myself in. So, here I am! Happy birthday!”
11. “Happy birthday to someone who’s not just my friend, but my therapist, partner in crime, and fellow wine enthusiast.”
12. “They say age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a really big number. Happy birthday anyway!”
13. “Happy birthday to my favorite person to share embarrassing stories with. Here’s to many more!”
14. “Another year, another reason to celebrate being one year closer to the sweet release of death. Happy birthday!”
15. “Happy birthday to someone who’s aging like a banana…getting a little mushy but still sweet.”
16. “I’m so lucky to have a friend like you…who’s just as awkward and weird as I am. Happy birthday!”
17. “Happy birthday to my favorite person to watch Netflix with. Let’s order pizza and binge-watch our favorite show tonight!”
18. “I hope your birthday is as fabulous as you are…which is pretty darn fabulous.”
19. “Happy birthday to someone who’s not just my friend, but my therapist, partner in crime, and fellow wine enthusiast.”
20. “Another year, another excuse to eat cake for breakfast. Happy birthday!”
21. “Happy birthday to my favorite person to share inside jokes with. Here’s to many more laughs!”
22. “Wishing you a birthday that’s as fabulous as you are…which is pretty darn fabulous.”
23. “Happy birthday to someone who’s aging like a cheese…getting stinkier with age but still delicious.”
24. “I don’t know what I’d do without you…probably get a lot more sleep. Happy birthday!”
25. “Happy birthday to my partner in crime. Let’s cause some trouble today!”
26. “On your special day, I want you to know that you’re still the same weirdo I met all those years ago. And I wouldn’t want you any other way. Happy birthday!”
27. “Another year older, but still no wiser. Happy birthday, my dear friend!”
28. “Happy birthday to someone who’s aging like a fine wine…full-bodied and a little fruity.”
29. “I hope your birthday is as amazing as you pretend it is on Instagram.”
30. “Happy birthday to my favorite person to do nothing with. Let’s be lazy together today!”
31. “You’re not getting older, you’re just getting closer to the age when you start telling the same joke every year. Happy birthday!”
32. “Wishing you a birthday that’s as fabulous as you are…which is pretty darn fabulous.”
33. “Happy birthday to someone who’s not just my friend, but my therapist, partner in crime, and fellow wine enthusiast.”
34. “Another year, another excuse to eat cake for breakfast. Happy birthday!”
35. “Happy birthday to my favorite person to share embarrassing stories with. Here’s to many more!”
36. “I’m so lucky to have a friend like you…who’s just as awkward and weird as I am. Happy birthday!”
37. “Happy birthday to someone who’s aging like a banana…getting a little mushy but still sweet.”
38. “I hope your birthday is as fabulous as you are…which is pretty darn fabulous.”
39. “Happy birthday to someone who’s not just my friend, but my therapist, partner in crime, and fellow wine enthusiast.”
40. “Another year, another reason to celebrate being one year closer to the sweet release of death. Happy birthday!”
41. “Happy birthday to my favorite person to share inside jokes with. Here’s to many more laughs!”
42. “Wishing you a birthday that’s as fabulous as you are…which is pretty darn fabulous.”
43. “Happy birthday to someone who’s aging like a cheese…getting stinkier with age but still delicious.”
44. “I don’t know what I’d do without you…probably get a lot more sleep. Happy birthday!”
45. “Happy birthday to my partner in crime. Let’s cause some trouble today!”
46. “On your special day, I want you to know that you’re still the same weirdo I met all those years ago. And I wouldn’t want you any other way. Happy birthday!”
47. “Another year older, but still no wiser. Happy birthday, my dear friend!”
48. “Happy birthday to someone who’s aging like a fine wine…full-bodied and a little fruity.”
49. “I hope your birthday is as amazing as you pretend it is on Instagram.”
50. “Happy birthday to my favorite person to do nothing with. Let’s be lazy together today!”
51. “You’re not getting older, you’re just getting closer to the age when you start telling the same joke every year. Happy birthday!”
52. “Wishing you a birthday that’s as fabulous as you are…which is pretty darn fabulous.”
53. “Happy birthday to someone who’s not just my friend, but my therapist, partner in crime, and fellow wine enthusiast.”
54. “Another year, another excuse to eat cake for breakfast. Happy birthday!”
55. “Happy birthday to my favorite person to share embarrassing stories with. Here’s to many more!”
56. “I’m so lucky to have a friend like you…who’s just as awkward and weird as I am. Happy birthday!”
57. “Happy birthday to someone who’s aging like a banana…getting a little mushy but still sweet.”
58. “I hope your birthday is as fabulous as you are…which is pretty darn fabulous.”
59. “Happy birthday to someone who’s not just my friend, but my therapist, partner in crime, and fellow wine enthusiast.”
60. “Another year, another reason to celebrate being one year closer to the sweet release of death. Happy birthday!”
61. “Happy birthday to my favorite person to share inside jokes with. Here’s to many more laughs!”
62. “Wishing you a birthday that’s as fabulous as you are…which is pretty darn fabulous.”
63. “Happy birthday to someone who’s aging like a cheese…getting stinkier with age but still delicious.”
64. “I don’t know what I’d do without you…probably get a lot more sleep. Happy birthday!”
65. “Happy birthday to my partner in crime. Let’s cause some trouble today!”
66. “On your special day, I want you to know that you’re still the same weirdo I met all those years ago. And I wouldn’t want you any other way. Happy birthday!”
67. “Another year older, but still no wiser. Happy birthday, my dear friend!”
68. “Happy birthday to someone who’s aging like a fine wine…full-bodied and a little fruity.”
69. “I hope your birthday is as amazing as you pretend it is on Instagram.”
70. “Happy birthday to my favorite person to do nothing with. Let’s be lazy together today!”
71. “You’re not getting older, you’re just getting closer to the age when you start telling the same joke every year. Happy birthday!”
72. “Wishing you a birthday that’s as fabulous as you are…which is pretty darn