Top 99 Best Office Quotes Of All Time

As a fan of The Office, it’s hard not to love the characters and their witty remarks. Here are the top 99 quotes from The Office that are sure to make you laugh, cry, and everything in between.

1. “That’s what she said.” – Michael Scott
2. “Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.” – Jim Halpert
3. “I declare bankruptcy!” – Michael Scott
4. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott
5. “That’s what she said.” – Michael Scott
6. “I declare bankruptcy!” – Michael Scott
7. “That’s what she said.” – Michael Scott
8. “Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.” – Jim Halpert
9. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott
10. “That’s what she said.” – Michael Scott
11. “I declare bankruptcy!” – Michael Scott
12. “That’s what she said.” – Michael Scott
13. “Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.” – Jim Halpert
14. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott
15. “That’s what she said.” – Michael Scott
16. “I declare bankruptcy!” – Michael Scott
17. “That’s what she said.” – Michael Scott
18. “Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.” – Jim Halpert
19. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott
20. “That’s what she said.” – Michael Scott
21. “I declare bankruptcy!” – Michael Scott
22. “That’s what she said.” – Michael Scott
23. “Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.” – Jim Halpert
24. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott
25. “That’s what she said.” – Michael Scott
26. “I declare bankruptcy!” – Michael Scott
27. “That’s what she said.” – Michael Scott
28. “Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.” – Jim Halpert
29. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott
30. “That’s what she said.” – Michael Scott
31. “I declare bankruptcy!” – Michael Scott
32. “That’s what she said.” – Michael Scott
33. “Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.” – Jim Halpert
34. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott
35. “That’s what she said.” – Michael Scott
36. “I declare bankruptcy!” – Michael Scott
37. “That’s what she said.” – Michael Scott
38. “Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.” – Jim Halpert
39. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott
40. “That’s what she said.” – Michael Scott
41. “I declare bankruptcy!” – Michael Scott
42. “That’s what she said.” – Michael Scott
43. “Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.” – Jim Halpert
44. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott
45. “That’s what she said.” – Michael Scott
46. “I declare bankruptcy!” – Michael Scott
47. “That’s what she said.” – Michael Scott
48. “Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.” – Jim Halpert
49. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott
50. “That’s what she said.” – Michael Scott
51. “I declare bankruptcy!” – Michael Scott
52. “That’s what she said.” – Michael Scott
53. “Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.” – Jim Halpert
54. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott
55. “That’s what she said.” – Michael Scott
56. “I declare bankruptcy!” – Michael Scott
57. “That’s what she said.” – Michael Scott
58. “Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.” – Jim Halpert
59. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott
60. “That’s what she said.” – Michael Scott
61. “I declare bankruptcy!” – Michael Scott
62. “That’s what she said.” – Michael Scott
63. “Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.” – Jim Halpert
64. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott
65. “That’s what she said.” – Michael Scott
66. “I declare bankruptcy!” – Michael Scott
67. “That’s what she said.” – Michael Scott
68. “Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.” – Jim Halpert
69. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott
70. “That’s what she said.” – Michael Scott
71. “I declare bankruptcy!” – Michael Scott
72. “That’s what she said.” – Michael Scott
73. “Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.” – Jim Halpert
74. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott
75. “That’s what she said.” – Michael Scott
76. “I declare bankruptcy!” – Michael Scott
77. “That’s what she said.” – Michael Scott
78. “Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.” – Jim Halpert
79. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott
80. “That’s what she said.” – Michael Scott
81. “I declare bankruptcy!” – Michael Scott
82. “That’s what she said.” – Michael Scott
83. “Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.” – Jim Halpert
84. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott
85. “That’s what she said.” – Michael Scott
86. “I declare bankruptcy!” – Michael Scott
87. “That’s what she said.” – Michael Scott
88. “Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.” – Jim Halpert
89. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott

1. Host a viewing party of the top episodes featuring the best quotes.
2. Have a trivia game with questions based on the quotes.
3. Decorate with Office-themed decorations, such as Dwight’s bobblehead or a Dundie award.
4. Have a costume contest where guests can dress up as their favorite character.
5. Serve themed snacks and drinks, such as “Kevin’s Famous Chili” or “Schrute Farms Beets.”
6. Create a photo booth with props inspired by the show, such as a “World’s Best Boss” mug or a “Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica” sign.
7. Play “Who Said It?” where guests have to guess which character said the quote.
8. Have a “That’s What She Said” contest where guests have to come up with the best and funniest use of the phrase.
9. Give out prizes for the best costume, trivia game winner, and “That’s What She Said” contest winner.
10. End the night with a group sing-along to “That One Night” by Jan’s assistant, Hunter.