Top 99 Funny Birthday Message Quotes

It’s your best friend’s birthday and you want to make them laugh with a funny birthday message. Look no further! Here are the top 99 quotes for a funny birthday message to a best friend:

1. “I’m so glad we’re still friends after all these years. I’m pretty sure we’d both be in jail by now if we weren’t.”
2. “Happy birthday to my best friend! You don’t look a day over fabulous.”
3. “Another year of surviving my crazy antics. You’re a true friend.”
4. “You’re not getting older, you’re just becoming a classic.”
5. “Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone how old you really are… unless you want me to.”
6. “I’m not saying you’re old, but your birthday cake is starting to look like a brush fire.”
7. “Happy birthday to someone who’s still a little young to be considered ‘over the hill’.”
8. “Another year of being an awesome friend. You’re one in a million.”
9. “Age is just a number… but in your case, it’s a really big number.”
10. “Happy birthday to my partner in crime. Let’s make this year even more memorable than the last.”
11. “Another year of being fabulous. I’m lucky to have you as a friend.”
12. “You’re not just a year older, you’re a year wiser… or so they say.”
13. “Happy birthday to my favorite person to share embarrassing stories with.”
14. “Another year of friendship means another year of shenanigans. Let’s make it a good one.”
15. “You’re not old, you’re just chronologically gifted.”
16. “Happy birthday to the person who always knows how to make me laugh.”
17. “Another year of being the coolest person I know. Keep being you.”
18. “Age is just a number, but maturity is optional. Let’s not grow up too fast.”
19. “Happy birthday to my partner in crime. Thanks for always being up for an adventure.”
20. “Another year of friendship means another year of making unforgettable memories.”
21. “You’re not getting older, you’re just getting closer to being able to use your age as an excuse for everything.”
22. “Happy birthday to my favorite person to dance like a fool with.”
23. “Another year of being the life of the party. Let’s celebrate in style.”
24. “You’re not old, you’re just vintage.”
25. “Happy birthday to the person who always knows how to have a good time.”
26. “Another year of being a great friend. Thanks for always being there for me.”
27. “Age is just a number, but cake is forever.”
28. “Happy birthday to my partner in crime. Let’s make this year even more epic than the last.”
29. “Another year of friendship means another year of making each other laugh until we cry.”
30. “You’re not getting older, you’re just becoming a classic. Like a fine wine or a vintage car.”
31. “Happy birthday to my favorite person to binge-watch Netflix with.”
32. “Another year of being the best friend a person could ask for. Thanks for being you.”
33. “You’re not old, you’re just well-loved.”
34. “Happy birthday to the person who always knows how to brighten my day.”
35. “Another year of being the life of the party. Let’s make it a night to remember.”
36. “Age is just a number, but friendship is priceless.”
37. “Happy birthday to my partner in crime. Thanks for always being up for a little mischief.”
38. “Another year of friendship means another year of making memories to last a lifetime.”
39. “You’re not getting older, you’re just getting more awesome.”
40. “Happy birthday to my favorite person to go on crazy adventures with.”
41. “Another year of being an amazing friend. You’re the best.”
42. “You’re not old, you’re just experienced.”
43. “Happy birthday to the person who always knows how to make me smile.”
44. “Another year of being the coolest person in the room. Thanks for always being you.”
45. “Age is just a number, but laughter is the best medicine.”
46. “Happy birthday to my partner in crime. Let’s make this year even more fun than the last.”
47. “Another year of friendship means another year of making each other’s dreams come true.”
48. “You’re not getting older, you’re just leveling up.”
49. “Happy birthday to my favorite person to sing karaoke with.”
50. “Another year of being the best friend a person could ask for. Thanks for always being there.”
51. “You’re not old, you’re just a classic.”
52. “Happy birthday to the person who always knows how to make me laugh until my sides hurt.”
53. “Another year of being the life of the party. Let’s make it a night to remember.”
54. “Age is just a number, but good friends are hard to come by.”
55. “Happy birthday to my partner in crime. Thanks for always being willing to try new things.”
56. “Another year of friendship means another year of making memories to last a lifetime.”
57. “You’re not getting older, you’re just getting better.”
58. “Happy birthday to my favorite person to do nothing with.”
59. “Another year of being the best friend a person could ask for. Thanks for always being amazing.”
60. “You’re not old, you’re just a little wiser.”
61. “Happy birthday to the person who always knows how to make me feel better when I’m down.”
62. “Another year of being the coolest person in the room. Thanks for always being you.”
63. “Age is just a number, but memories are forever.”
64. “Happy birthday to my partner in crime. Let’s make this year even more epic than the last.”
65. “Another year of friendship means another year of making each other’s dreams come true.”
66. “You’re not getting older, you’re just getting closer to being able to say whatever you want.”
67. “Happy birthday to my favorite person to eat pizza with.”
68. “Another year of being the best friend a person could ask for. Thanks for always being there.”
69. “You’re not old, you’re just a little more distinguished.”
70. “Happy birthday to the person who always knows how to make me laugh at myself.”
71. “Another year of being the life of the party. Let’s make this year even more wild than the last.”
72. “Age is just a number, but good times are priceless.”
73. “Happy birthday to my partner in crime. Thanks for always being up for a little mischief.”
74. “Another year of friendship means another year of making unforgettable memories.”
75. “You’re not getting older, you’re just getting more fabulous.”
76. “Happy birthday to my favorite person to stay up all night with.”
77. “Another year of being the best friend a person could ask for. Thanks for always being amazing.”
78. “You’re not old, you’re just a little more seasoned.”
79. “Happy birthday to the person who always knows how to make me laugh until my stomach hurts.”
80. “Another year of being the coolest person in the room. Thanks for always being you.”
81. “Age is just a number, but great friends are forever.”
82. “Happy birthday to my partner in crime. Let’s make this year even more epic than the last.”
83. “Another year of friendship means another year of making each other’s dreams come true.”
84. “You’re not getting older, you’re just getting more distinguished.”
85. “Happy birthday to my favorite person to go on adventures with.”
86. “Another year of being the best friend a person could ask for. Thanks for always being there.”
87. “You’re not old, you’re just a little more refined.”
88. “Happy birthday to the person who always knows how to make me laugh until I cry.”
89. “Another year of being the life of the party. Let’s make this year even more epic.”
90. “Age is just a number, but good friends are like gold.”
91. “Happy birthday to my partner in crime. Thanks for always being up for anything.”

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