Top 99 Funny Cleaning Quotes And Sayings

Funny Cleaning Quotes And Sayings are a great way to add some humor to the daunting task of cleaning. Here are the top 99 quotes to make your cleaning experience a little more enjoyable:

1. “Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.” – Phyllis Diller
2. “A clean house is a sign of a wasted life.” – Unknown
3. “Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.” – Unknown
4. “I don’t do windows because I love birds, and don’t want one to fly into a clean window and get hurt.” – Unknown
5. “I keep my house clean because then I can blame the mess on someone else.” – Unknown
6. “Cleaning the house while the kids are home is like shoveling while it’s still snowing.” – Erma Bombeck
7. “I have a love-hate relationship with cleaning. I love to see a clean house, but I hate to do the cleaning.” – Unknown
8. “Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos.” – Unknown
9. “I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing
10. “Cleaning and organizing is a practice, not a project.” – Meagan Francis
11. “Cleaning the house is a never-ending job, but at least the mess is a sign that we have a family.” – Unknown
12. “I put so much more effort into cleaning my house when I’m expecting company.” – Unknown
13. “I don’t mind cleaning, but I hate putting things away.” – Unknown
14. “A clean house is a happy one, but a messy one is a lot more fun!” – Unknown
15. “I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.” – Unknown
16. “Cleaning the house is like a never-ending science project.” – Unknown
17. “I clean as I go. Sometimes I go as I clean.” – Unknown
18. “I don’t need therapy, I just need a clean house.” – Unknown
19. “I love cleaning up messes I didn’t make. So, I became a mom.” – Unknown
20. “Cleaning the house is a great way to get your steps in for the day.” – Unknown
21. “I hate cleaning the house, but I love the feeling of a clean house.” – Unknown
22. “Cleaning the house is a good workout if you do it with enthusiasm.” – Unknown
23. “I clean with music because it makes the time go by faster. Alternatively, I clean with wine because it makes the time go by faster.” – Unknown
24. “Cleaning the house is like a workout, but with more laundry.” – Unknown
25. “I’m not messy, I’m just creatively organized.” – Unknown
26. “Cleaning the house is just like exercise, I think about it a lot, but I rarely do it.” – Unknown
27. “I’m not a control freak, I just like things to be clean and perfect.” – Unknown
28. “Cleaning the house is a great way to get in touch with your inner control freak.” – Unknown
29. “I don’t always clean, but when I do, it’s because I’m avoiding something else I should be doing.” – Unknown
30. “Cleaning is the process of removing dirt from objects and surfaces, but it is also the process of removing the dirt from your soul.” – Unknown
31. “I clean my house every other day. Today is the other day.” – Unknown
32. “Cleaning the house is like a never-ending game of Tetris.” – Unknown
33. “I’m not saying my house is messy, but spiders are starting to organize my clutter into little neighborhoods.” – Unknown
34. “Cleaning the house is just like a video game. The more you do it, the higher your score.” – Unknown
35. “I’m not sure what my spirit animal is, but I’m pretty sure it has a dustpan and a vacuum.” – Unknown
36. “Cleaning the house is like a treasure hunt. You never know what you’re going to find.” – Unknown
37. “I don’t always clean, but when I do, I prefer to do it in a frenzy before company arrives.” – Unknown
38. “Cleaning the house is like a second job that you don’t get paid for.” – Unknown
39. “I’m not a neat freak, I’m just a germaphobe.” – Unknown
40. “Cleaning the house is like a never-ending battle against dust.” – Unknown
41. “I don’t do windows. I’m a writer, not a window cleaner.” – R.L. Stine
42. “Cleaning the house is like a game of whack-a-mole. As soon as you clean one thing, something else pops up.” – Unknown
43. “I’m not a cleaning fanatic, I’m just allergic to dust.” – Unknown
44. “Cleaning the house is like a workout, but with more cleaning supplies.” – Unknown
45. “I like to clean with music. It’s like a dance party, but with more cleaning.” – Unknown
46. “Cleaning the house is like a never-ending cycle. You clean it one day, and it’s dirty again the next.” – Unknown
47. “I’m not disorganized, I’m just creatively chaotic.” – Unknown
48. “Cleaning the house is like a therapy session. It’s exhausting, but you feel better afterwards.” – Unknown
49. “I don’t do dishes. I’m a writer, not a dishwasher.” – Neil Gaiman
50. “Cleaning the house is like a magic trick. You make things disappear, only to have them reappear later.” – Unknown
51. “I’m not a clean freak, I’m just really good at hiding my mess.” – Unknown
52. “Cleaning the house is like a never-ending journey. You never know where it will take you.” – Unknown
53. “I like to clean with wine. It’s like a reward for getting things done.” – Unknown
54. “Cleaning the house is like a workout for your mind and body.” – Unknown
55. “I don’t do laundry. I’m a writer, not a laundromat.” – John Green
56. “Cleaning the house is like a never-ending puzzle. You have to figure out where everything goes.” – Unknown
57. “I’m not a clean freak, I’m just really good at pretending to be one.” – Unknown
58. “Cleaning the house is like a never-ending marathon. You just have to keep going.” – Unknown
59. “I like to clean with coffee. It’s like a pick-me-up for my cleaning motivation.” – Unknown
60. “Cleaning the house is like a never-ending book. You never know how it will end.” – Unknown
61. “I’m not a neat freak, I’m just a perfectionist.” – Unknown
62. “Cleaning the house is like a never-ending art project. You just have to keep creating.” – Unknown
63. “I don’t do floors. I’m a writer, not a mop.” – Jodi Picoult
64. “Cleaning the house is like a never-ending game of Jenga. You have to be careful not to topple everything over.” – Unknown
65. “I’m not a clean freak, I’m just organized.” – Unknown
66. “Cleaning the house is like a never-ending science experiment. You never know what you’ll discover.” – Unknown
67. “I like to clean with chocolate. It’s like a reward for my hard work.” – Unknown
68. “Cleaning the house is like a never-ending dance. You have to keep moving.” – Unknown
69. “I’m not a neat freak, I’m just a tidiness enthusiast.” – Unknown
70. “Cleaning the house is like a never-ending game of chess. You have to think ahead.” – Unknown
71. “I don’t do bathrooms. I’m a writer, not a janitor.” – Stephen King
72. “Cleaning the house is like a never-ending cycle of life. You clean, it gets dirty, you clean again.” – Unknown
73. “I’m not a clean freak, I’m just a cleanliness aficionado.” – Unknown
74. “Cleaning the house is like a never-ending cycle of love. You love it, you hate it, you love it again.” – Unknown