Funny Cleaning Quotes For Business

Cleaning can be a chore, but it doesn’t have to be boring! Inject some humor into your business’s cleaning routine with these funny cleaning quotes:

1. “I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a cleaning tip?” – Chandler Bing
2. “Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos.” – Unknown
3. “I hate cleaning the house, but I love a clean house.” – Unknown
4. “Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.” – Unknown
5. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for when it really counts – like when the zombie apocalypse comes.” – Unknown
6. “I’m not messy, I’m just creatively organized.” – Unknown
7. “Cleaning is just putting things in their rightful place, like in the trash.” – Unknown
8. “Cleaning is just like a workout. You do it even though you don’t want to, and you feel great when it’s done.” – Unknown
9. “I clean everything in my house with a Q-tip…except the toilet. That’s what toothbrushes are for.” – Unknown
10. “Cleaning the house while the kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.” – Phyllis Diller
11. “I don’t like cleaning, but I love a good before and after.” – Unknown
12. “I’m not saying my house is a mess, but we do have a family of dust bunnies living under the couch.” – Unknown
13. “My housekeeping philosophy is if anyone drops by and sees the place in a mess, they will think I’m just in the middle of a big project.” – Unknown
14. “Cleaning the house is a never-ending job, but everything is always 100 times better when it’s done.” – Unknown
15. “I don’t always clean, but when I do, I prefer to do it in my pajamas.” – Unknown
16. “Cleaning is a lot like therapy, minus the expensive therapist.” – Unknown
17. “Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.” – Phyllis Diller
18. “I’m not a neat freak…I’m just a freak who needs everything neat.” – Unknown
19. “I clean my house every other day. Today is the other day.” – Unknown
20. “Cleaning the house is like a never-ending science experiment. We’re constantly trying to find the right formula.” – Unknown
21. “I don’t mind cleaning, but I hate when I put something in a safe place so I won’t lose it, and then I can’t find it.” – Unknown
22. “I have a cleaning disorder. I can’t stand dirty floors, dirty walls, or dirty dishes.” – Unknown
23. “I clean so that my house smells like a spa, even though I’m the only one who notices.” – Unknown
24. “Cleaning is just putting things where they belong. Like the dustbin.” – Unknown
25. “I don’t like cleaning, but I love a clean house.” – Unknown
26. “I don’t have a maid, but I do have kids. So it’s kind of the same thing.” – Unknown
27. “I don’t always vacuum, but when I do, I prefer to be wearing headphones.” – Unknown
28. “Cleaning the house is like a never-ending race. We’re always trying to beat the clock.” – Unknown
29. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for more important things. Like shopping.” – Unknown
30. “Cleaning is just like a workout. You don’t want to do it, but you feel amazing when it’s done.” – Unknown
31. “I don’t always clean, but when I do, I prefer to do it in one big sweep.” – Unknown
32. “Cleaning is just putting things back where they belong, like in the trash.” – Unknown
33. “I don’t have a cleaning lady, but I do have a cleaning playlist.” – Unknown
34. “Cleaning the house is like a never-ending game of Tetris. We’re always trying to fit everything in.” – Unknown
35. “I don’t mind cleaning, but I hate when I find something that should have been thrown out months ago.” – Unknown
36. “Cleaning is just putting things where they belong. Like in the hamper.” – Unknown
37. “I’m not a neat freak, I’m just always looking for things to clean.” – Unknown
38. “Cleaning is just putting things where they belong. Like in the recycling bin.” – Unknown
39. “I don’t clean because I’m a perfectionist. I clean because I have kids.” – Unknown
40. “Cleaning is just like exercising. You don’t want to do it, but you feel great when it’s done.” – Unknown
41. “I don’t always clean, but when I do, I prefer to do it with a glass of wine.” – Unknown
42. “Cleaning is just putting things where they belong. Like in the dishwasher.” – Unknown
43. “I don’t have a cleaning lady, but I do have a cleaning schedule.” – Unknown
44. “Cleaning is just putting things where they belong. Like in the closet.” – Unknown
45. “I don’t mind cleaning, but I hate when I start cleaning and then find something I’ve been looking for for months.” – Unknown
46. “Cleaning is just putting things where they belong. Like in the garage sale pile.” – Unknown
47. “I’m not a neat freak, I just like my house to be clean.” – Unknown
48. “Cleaning is just putting things where they belong. Like in the donation box.” – Unknown
49. “I don’t always clean, but when I do, I prefer to do it with a podcast.” – Unknown
50. “Cleaning is just putting things where they belong. Like in the compost bin.” – Unknown
51. “I don’t have a cleaning lady, but I do have a cleaning routine.” – Unknown
52. “Cleaning is just putting things where they belong. Like in the lost and found.” – Unknown
53. “I don’t mind cleaning, but I hate when I start cleaning and then realize I’ve been cleaning the wrong room.” – Unknown
54. “Cleaning is just putting things where they belong. Like in the takeout container.” – Unknown
55. “I’m not a neat freak, I just like my house to be tidy.” – Unknown
56. “Cleaning is just putting things where they belong. Like in the dog’s toy box.” – Unknown
57. “I don’t always clean, but when I do, I prefer to do it with a friend.” – Unknown
58. “Cleaning is just putting things where they belong. Like in the recycling bin…again.” – Unknown
59. “I don’t have a cleaning lady, but I do have a cleaning checklist.” – Unknown
60. “Cleaning is just putting things where they belong. Like in the lost sock pile.” – Unknown
61. “I don’t mind cleaning, but I hate when I start cleaning and then realize I’ve been cleaning the same spot for 20 minutes.” – Unknown
62. “Cleaning is just putting things where they belong. Like in the pantry.” – Unknown
63. “I’m not a neat freak, I just like my house to be organized.” – Unknown
64. “Cleaning is just putting things where they belong. Like in the junk drawer.” – Unknown
65. “I don’t always clean, but when I do, I prefer to do it with a good book.” – Unknown
66. “Cleaning is just putting things where they belong. Like in the medicine cabinet.” – Unknown
67. “I don’t have a cleaning lady, but I do have a cleaning blog.” – Unknown
68. “Cleaning is just putting things where they belong. Like in the tool shed.” – Unknown
69. “I don’t mind cleaning, but I hate when I start cleaning and then find something I thought I lost forever.” – Unknown
70. “Cleaning is just putting things where they belong. Like in the laundry basket.” – Unknown
71. “I’m not a neat freak, I just like my house to be clean and clutter-free.” – Unknown
72. “Cleaning is just putting things where they belong. Like in the car.” – Unknown
73. “I don’t always clean, but when I do, I prefer to do it with a clean slate.” – Unknown
74. “Cleaning is just putting things where they belong. Like in the toolbox.” – Unknown
75. “I don’t have a cleaning lady, but I do have a cleaning app.” – Unknown
76. “Cleaning is just putting things where they belong. Like in the storage bin.” – Unknown
77. “I don’t mind cleaning, but I hate when I start cleaning and then realize I’ve been cleaning the same room for hours.” – Unknown
78. “Cleaning is just putting things where they belong. Like in the spice rack.” – Unknown
79. “I’m not a neat freak, I just like my house to be spotless.” – Unknown