Top 99 Funny Goodbye Quotes For Coworkers

Are you looking for some funny goodbye quotes for coworkers? Whether they are leaving for a new job or retiring, these quotes will surely bring a smile to their face. Here are the top 99 funny goodbye quotes for coworkers:

1. “It’s not goodbye, it’s see you in the break room.”
2. “I’ll miss you, but at least now I’ll be the funniest one in the office.”
3. “Goodbyes are not forever, they simply mean I’ll miss you until we meet again.”
4. “I’m not crying because you’re leaving, I’m crying because I won’t have anyone to make fun of anymore.”
5. “I’m so sad you’re leaving, I was just about to start liking you.”
6. “Don’t forget to come back and visit us, we’ll be here pretending to work.”
7. “Good luck finding coworkers as weird as us.”
8. “You’re leaving? Can I come with you?”
9. “I’ll miss you, but don’t worry, I’ll still talk about you behind your back.”
10. “Leaving is hard, but I’m sure you’ll find new coworkers to annoy.”
11. “I wish you the best of luck, but I secretly hope you fail so you can come back.”
12. “I’m not saying goodbye, I’m saying see you later, alligator.”
13. “I’ll miss your terrible jokes and even worse dance moves.”
14. “Goodbye, and don’t forget to take the office plant with you.”
15. “See you later, elevator.”
16. “I’ll miss the way you always stole my office supplies.”
17. “Don’t worry, I’ll make sure to keep your seat warm while you’re gone.”
18. “I’ll miss you, but I won’t miss your smelly lunch.”
19. “Good luck in your next job, just don’t forget about us little people.”
20. “I’ll miss our daily gossip sessions, who am I supposed to talk to now?”
21. “Leaving is like pulling off a band-aid, it hurts at first but eventually, you’ll forget about it.”
22. “I’ll miss you, but at least now I won’t have to listen to your terrible singing.”
23. “Goodbye, and don’t forget to take the coffee maker with you.”
24. “I’m so sad you’re leaving, who am I supposed to blame for everything now?”
25. “I’ll miss our weekly happy hour, who’s going to buy me drinks now?”
26. “Don’t worry, I’ll still stalk you on social media.”
27. “Goodbye, and don’t forget to take the office gossip with you.”
28. “I’ll miss the way you always ate the last donut.”
29. “Don’t worry, I’ll make sure to keep your inbox full while you’re gone.”
30. “I’ll miss the way you always talked about your cat.”
31. “Goodbye, and don’t forget to take the office chair with you.”
32. “I’ll miss your terrible fashion sense.”
33. “Don’t worry, I’ll make sure to keep your stapler safe while you’re gone.”
34. “I’ll miss the way you always complained about your job.”
35. “Goodbye, and don’t forget to take the office radio with you.”
36. “I’ll miss the way you always forgot to refill the printer.”
37. “Don’t worry, I’ll make sure to keep your coffee mug safe while you’re gone.”
38. “I’ll miss the way you always pretended to work.”
39. “Goodbye, and don’t forget to take the office candy jar with you.”
40. “I’ll miss the way you always took the last slice of pizza.”
41. “Don’t worry, I’ll make sure to keep your desk clean while you’re gone.”
42. “I’ll miss the way you always took a two-hour lunch break.”
43. “Goodbye, and don’t forget to take the office plants with you.”
44. “I’ll miss the way you always left the bathroom a mess.”
45. “Don’t worry, I’ll make sure to keep your files organized while you’re gone.”
46. “I’ll miss the way you always talked about your kids.”
47. “Goodbye, and don’t forget to take the office whiteboard with you.”
48. “I’ll miss the way you always took credit for my work.”
49. “Don’t worry, I’ll make sure to keep your chair warm while you’re gone.”
50. “I’ll miss the way you always ate smelly food in the office.”
51. “Goodbye, and don’t forget to take the office phone with you.”
52. “I’ll miss the way you always left early on Fridays.”
53. “Don’t worry, I’ll make sure to keep your computer virus-free while you’re gone.”
54. “I’ll miss the way you always took naps in the break room.”
55. “Goodbye, and don’t forget to take the office printer with you.”
56. “I’ll miss the way you always talked about your workout routine.”
57. “Don’t worry, I’ll make sure to keep your email inbox organized while you’re gone.”
58. “I’ll miss the way you always made fun of my coffee addiction.”
59. “Goodbye, and don’t forget to take the office snacks with you.”
60. “I’ll miss the way you always talked about your diet.”
61. “Don’t worry, I’ll make sure to keep your office chair spinning while you’re gone.”
62. “I’ll miss the way you always made fun of my fashion sense.”
63. “Goodbye, and don’t forget to take the office air freshener with you.”
64. “I’ll miss the way you always talked about your vacation plans.”
65. “Don’t worry, I’ll make sure to keep your desk organized while you’re gone.”
66. “I’ll miss the way you always talked about your hobbies.”
67. “Goodbye, and don’t forget to take the office clock with you.”
68. “I’ll miss the way you always talked about your significant other.”
69. “Don’t worry, I’ll make sure to keep your office chair comfortable while you’re gone.”
70. “I’ll miss the way you always talked about your pets.”
71. “Goodbye, and don’t forget to take the office coffee cups with you.”
72. “I’ll miss the way you always talked about your favorite TV show.”
73. “Don’t worry, I’ll make sure to keep your office door closed while you’re gone.”
74. “I’ll miss the way you always talked about your weekend plans.”
75. “Goodbye, and don’t forget to take the office calendar with you.”
76. “I’ll miss the way you always talked about your family.”
77. “Don’t worry, I’ll make sure to keep your office chair adjusted to the perfect height while you’re gone.”
78. “I’ll miss the way you always talked about your favorite book.”
79. “Goodbye, and don’t forget to take the office pen holder with you.”
80. “I’ll miss the way you always talked about your favorite movie.”
81. “Don’t worry, I’ll make sure to keep your office chair clean while you’re gone.”
82. “I’ll miss the way you always talked about your favorite band.”
83. “Goodbye, and don’t forget to take the office trash can with you.”
84. “I’ll miss the way you always talked about your favorite restaurant.”
85. “Don’t worry, I’ll make sure to keep your office chair rolling while you’re gone.”
86. “I’ll miss the way you always talked about your favorite vacation spot.”
87. “Goodbye, and don’t forget to take the office light bulbs with you.”
88. “I’ll miss the way you always talked about your favorite sports team.”
89. “Don’t worry, I’ll make sure to keep your office chair quiet while you’re gone.”
90. “I’ll miss the way you always talked about your favorite hobby.”
91. “Goodbye, and don’t forget to take the office sticky notes with you.”
92. “I’ll miss the way you always talked about your favorite celebrity.”
93. “Don’t worry,