Top 99 Funny Graduation Quotes From Movies

Graduation is a special day that marks the end of one chapter and the beginning of another. It’s a time for reflection, celebration, and of course, laughter. Here are 99 funny graduation quotes from movies to lighten up the mood:

1. “I’m not going to law school. I hate lawyers. I just happen to have a knack for anticipating how embarrassing they’re willing to get.” – Legally Blonde (2001)
2. “I wish I could just graduate already, you know? Instead of this fake graduation every year.” – High School Musical 3: Senior Year (2008)
3. “I’m sorry, do you have some prior commitment? Or is your schedule just filled with walking around and telling people what to do?” – The Breakfast Club (1985)
4. “I wanna make ’em laugh. I wanna make people happy.” – Bridesmaids (2011)
5. “I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than you can possibly imagine.” – Moulin Rouge! (2001)
6. “I’m sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass?” – Legally Blonde (2001)
7. “We’ll be French kissing, but no tongue. Okay, maybe just a little tongue.” – American Pie (1999)
8. “I’m not a smart man, but I know what love is.” – Forrest Gump (1994)
9. “I can’t believe I’m graduating. I feel like I just started high school a week ago. Except, you know, my boobs grew and my boyfriend became a vampire.” – Twilight (2008)
10. “I’m kind of a big deal.” – Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)
11. “The important thing is not to be bitter over life’s disappointments. Learn to let go of the past. And recognize that every day won’t be sunny, and when you find yourself lost in the darkness and despair, remember it’s only in the black of night you can see the stars, and those stars will lead you back home.” – The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004)
12. “I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.” – Pitch Perfect (2012)
13. “I’m not a princess, I’m a Khaleesi.” – Game of Thrones (2011-2019)
14. “I just wanna say thanks for being there at the end of the line.” – The Breakfast Club (1985)
15. “I hate to break it to you, but there is no big lie. There is no system. The universe is indifferent.” – Donnie Darko (2001)
16. “I’ve got a diploma, but more importantly, I got myself an education.” – The Internship (2013)
17. “The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you’re uncool.” – Almost Famous (2000)
18. “I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.” – The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
19. “In this life, it’s not what you hope for, it’s not what you deserve – it’s what you take!” – The Mighty Ducks (1992)
20. “I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley.” – Airplane! (1980)
21. “I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.” – 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
22. “I’m the king of the world!” – Titanic (1997)
23. “I am McLovin.” – Superbad (2007)
24. “I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore!” – Network (1976)
25. “I’m sorry, Wilson! Wilson, I’m sorry!” – Cast Away (2000)
26. “I’m not afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” – Woody Allen
27. “I’m the Dude, man.” – The Big Lebowski (1998)
28. “I feel the need… the need for speed!” – Top Gun (1986)
29. “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way.” – Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
30. “I’m not a smart man, but I know what love is.” – Forrest Gump (1994)
31. “I’m a mog – half man, half dog. I’m my own best friend.” – Spaceballs (1987)
32. “I’m not a psychopath, Anderson. I’m a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.” – Sherlock (2010-2017)
33. “I’m the smartest man alive!” – Megamind (2010)
34. “I’m not locked in here with you. You’re locked in here with me!” – Watchmen (2009)
35. “I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.” – Notting Hill (1999)
36. “I’m not a businessman. I’m a business, man.” – Jay-Z
37. “I’m not a hero. I’m just a man who’s trying to do the right thing.” – The Dark Knight (2008)
38. “I’m not a queen or a monster. I’m the goddess of death.” – Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
39. “I’m not gonna be ignored, Dan!” – Fatal Attraction (1987)
40. “I’m not a great talker. But, I’m a great listener.” – The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010)
41. “I’m not the destroyer of worlds, I’m just a messenger.” – Watchmen (2009)
42. “I’m not a witch, I’m your wife!” – The Princess Bride (1987)
43. “I’m not a monster, I’m just ahead of the curve.” – The Dark Knight (2008)
44. “I’m not gonna hurt ya. You didn’t let me finish my sentence. I said, I’m not gonna hurt ya. I’m just gonna bash your brains in!” – The Shining (1980)
45. “I’m not a bad guy. I’m just misunderstood.” – Wreck-It Ralph (2012)
46. “I’m not a witch, I’m a librarian.” – Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997-2003)
47. “I’m not like a regular mom. I’m a cool mom.” – Mean Girls (2004)
48. “I’m not a doctor, but I play one on TV.” – Rob Lowe
49. “I’m not a robot, I’m a unicorn!” – The Lego Movie (2014)
50. “I’m not a morning person. I’m a coffee person.” – Unknown
51. “I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants.” – A. Whitney Brown
52. “I’m not a racist. I’m a people person.” – Unknown
53. “I’m not a player, I just crush a lot.” – Big Pun
54. “I’m not a writer, I’m a rewriter.” – Unknown
55. “I’m not a perfect person, but I keep trying.” – Unknown
56. “I’m not a fighter, I’m a lover. But I will fight for what I love.” – Unknown
57. “I’m not a model. I’m an artist.” – Unknown
58. “I’m not a follower, I’m a leader.” – Unknown
59. “I’m not a tourist, I’m a traveler.” – Unknown
60. “I’m not a chef, I’m an artist.” – Unknown
61. “I’m not a morning person. I’m a coffee person.” – Unknown
62. “I’m not a morning person. I’m a noon person.” – Unknown
63. “I’m not a morning person. I’m a brunch person.” – Unknown
64. “I’m not a morning person. I’m a midnight person.” – Unknown
65. “I’m not a morning person. I’m a 3 cups of coffee person.” – Unknown
66. “I’m not a morning person. I’m a sleep person.” – Unknown
67. “I’m not a morning person. I’m a breakfast person.” – Unknown
68. “I’m not a morning person. I’m a