Top 99 Funny Parks And Rec Quotes

Are you a fan of Parks and Recreation? Do you find yourself constantly quoting the hilarious characters from the show? If so, you’re not alone! Here are the top 99 funny Parks and Rec quotes to make you laugh:

1. “I have no idea what I’m doing, but I know I’m doing it really, really well.” – Andy Dwyer
2. “I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing
3. “I have no interest in art. Let me clarify – I have no interest in non-nude images.” – Ron Swanson
4. “I’m allergic to sushi. Every time I eat more than 80 pieces, I throw up.” – Tom Haverford
5. “I don’t want to be overdramatic, but today felt like a hundred years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life.” – Leslie Knope
6. “I stand behind my decision to avoid salad and other disgusting things.” – Ron Swanson
7. “There’s only one thing I hate more than lying – skim milk. Which is water that’s lying about being milk.” – Ron Swanson
8. “I’m allergic to jerks.” – April Ludgate
9. “I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had.” – Ron Swanson
10. “I’m sorry, what’s a synonym for synonym?” – Leslie Knope
11. “I regret nothing. The end.” – Ron Swanson
12. “I have a resting nice face.” – Chris Traeger
13. “I love you and I like you.” – Leslie Knope
14. “I’m a feminist, okay? I would never ever go to a strip club. I’ve gone on record that if I had to have a stripper’s name, it would be Equality.” – Leslie Knope
15. “I don’t want to be overdramatic, but today felt like a hundred years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life.” – Leslie Knope
16. “I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing
17. “I once accidentally drank an entire bottle of vinegar. I thought it was terrible wine.” – Andy Dwyer
18. “I’m allergic to failure. I break out in a rash of success.” – Tom Haverford
19. “I’m allergic to the sun. Every time I go outside, I break out in a tan.” – Donna Meagle
20. “I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of my awesomeness.” – Jean-Ralphio Saperstein
21. “I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing
22. “I have no idea what I’m doing, but I know I’m doing it really, really well.” – Andy Dwyer
23. “I’m not a politician. I’m a citizen who hates politics.” – Leslie Knope
24. “I’m allergic to gluten. Every time I eat bread, I break out in a bread.” – Tom Haverford
25. “I’m a walking, talking enigma.” – April Ludgate
26. “I have a lot of rage inside me, but I’m not allowed to express it because I’m a woman.” – Leslie Knope
27. “I’m allergic to mornings. Every time I wake up, I break out in a ‘why me?'” – Jerry Gergich
28. “I’m allergic to overthinking. Every time I try to think about something for too long, I break out in hives of confusion.” – Andy Dwyer
29. “I’m sorry, what’s a synonym for synonym?” – Leslie Knope
30. “I’m a simple woman. I like handsome bearded brunettes and breakfast food.” – Leslie Knope
31. “I’m allergic to negativity. Every time someone complains, I break out in a ‘let’s fix this’.” – Chris Traeger
32. “I’m allergic to doctors. Every time I go to a hospital, I break out in a hospital.” – Donna Meagle
33. “I’m allergic to mornings. Every time I wake up, I break out in a ‘why me?'” – Jerry Gergich
34. “I once ate a Twix with the wrapper still on it. I didn’t even know until I went to the bathroom.” – Andy Dwyer
35. “I’m allergic to being ignored. Every time someone ignores me, I break out in a ‘why does nobody love me?'” – Tom Haverford
36. “I’m allergic to exercise. Every time I work out, I break out in a ‘why am I doing this?'” – Ron Swanson
37. “I’m allergic to commitment. Every time someone asks me to commit, I break out in a ‘let’s just see where this goes’.” – April Ludgate
38. “I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.” – Jean-Ralphio Saperstein
39. “I’m allergic to vegetables. Every time I eat them, I break out in a ‘I’d rather be eating cake’.” – Donna Meagle
40. “I’m allergic to drama. Every time there’s drama, I break out in a ‘let’s just all calm down’.” – Chris Traeger
41. “I’m allergic to being bored. Every time I’m bored, I break out in a ‘let’s do something fun’.” – Leslie Knope
42. “I’m allergic to dumb questions. Every time someone asks me a dumb question, I break out in a ‘I can’t even'” – Tom Haverford
43. “I’m allergic to being broke. Every time I’m broke, I break out in a ‘let’s go shopping’.” – Donna Meagle
44. “I’m allergic to being wrong. Every time I’m wrong, I break out in a ‘well, actually’.” – Ben Wyatt
45. “I’m allergic to small talk. Every time someone makes small talk, I break out in a ‘let’s talk about something interesting’.” – April Ludgate
46. “I’m allergic to being ignored. Every time someone ignores me, I break out in a ‘why does nobody love me?'” – Tom Haverford
47. “I’m allergic to being told what to do. Every time someone tells me what to do, I break out in a ‘let’s do the opposite’.” – Leslie Knope
48. “I’m allergic to being bored. Every time I’m bored, I break out in a ‘let’s do something fun’.” – Leslie Knope
49. “I’m allergic to being broke. Every time I’m broke, I break out in a ‘let’s go shopping’.” – Donna Meagle
50. “I’m allergic to being wrong. Every time I’m wrong, I break out in a ‘well, actually’.” – Ben Wyatt
51. “I’m allergic to small talk. Every time someone makes small talk, I break out in a ‘let’s talk about something interesting’.” – April Ludgate
52. “I’m allergic to being ignored. Every time someone ignores me, I break out in a ‘why does nobody love me?'” – Tom Haverford
53. “I’m allergic to being told what to do. Every time someone tells me what to do, I break out in a ‘let’s do the opposite’.” – Leslie Knope
54. “I’m allergic to being bored. Every time I’m bored, I break out in a ‘let’s do something fun’.” – Leslie Knope
55. “I’m allergic to being broke. Every time I’m broke, I break out in a ‘let’s go shopping’.” – Donna Meagle
56. “I’m allergic to being wrong. Every time I’m wrong, I break out in a ‘well, actually’.” – Ben Wyatt
57. “I’m allergic to small talk. Every time someone makes small talk, I break out in a ‘let’s talk about something interesting’.” – April Ludgate
58. “I’m allergic to being ignored. Every time someone ignores me, I break out in a ‘why does nobody love me?'” – Tom Haverford
59. “I’m allergic to being told what to do. Every time someone tells me what to do, I break out in a ‘let’s do the opposite’.” – Leslie Knope
60. “I