1. "Mowing The Lawn Is A Great Way To Start The Day, Said No One Ever."

Here are the top 99 funny quotes about mowing the lawn:

2. “I love the smell of freshly cut grass. It reminds me of all the mowing I have yet to do.”

3. “Mowing the lawn is like vacuuming the outside.”

4. “Mowing the lawn is a great way to get your steps in. Who needs a Fitbit?”

5. “I don’t always mow the lawn, but when I do, I make sure to complain about it.”

6. “Mowing the lawn is like a game of Tetris. You have to figure out how to fit all the pieces together.”

7. “Mowing the lawn is like a marriage. Sometimes it’s hard work, but it’s worth it in the end.”

8. “I don’t always mow the lawn, but when I do, I wear my grumpiest face.”

9. “Mowing the lawn is like going to the gym. You hate it while you’re doing it, but you feel great afterwards.”

10. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for when I have to mow the lawn.”

11. “Mowing the lawn is like therapy. It’s a chance to clear your mind and think about nothing.”

12. “I don’t always mow the lawn, but when I do, I make sure to wear my best socks and sandals.”

13. “Mowing the lawn is like a competition. Who can do it the fastest and with the least amount of effort?”

14. “I don’t always mow the lawn, but when I do, I make sure to have a cold beer waiting for me.”

15. “Mowing the lawn is like painting a masterpiece. It takes time and effort, but the end result is worth it.”

16. “I don’t always mow the lawn, but when I do, I make sure to take breaks every five minutes.”

17. “Mowing the lawn is like a haircut for your yard.”

18. “I don’t always mow the lawn, but when I do, I make sure to wear my lucky hat.”

19. “Mowing the lawn is like a dance. You have to move in sync with the mower.”

20. “I don’t always mow the lawn, but when I do, I make sure to have my headphones on full blast.”

21. “Mowing the lawn is like a puzzle. You have to figure out the best way to cut the grass.”

22. “I don’t always mow the lawn, but when I do, I make sure to wear my grass-stained shoes.”

23. “Mowing the lawn is like a game of golf. You have to focus on every blade of grass.”

24. “I don’t always mow the lawn, but when I do, I make sure to have my phone fully charged.”

25. “Mowing the lawn is like a treasure hunt. You never know what you’ll find in the grass.”

26. “I don’t always mow the lawn, but when I do, I make sure to have a good book waiting for me.”

27. “Mowing the lawn is like a science experiment. You have to figure out the best way to make it grow.”

28. “I don’t always mow the lawn, but when I do, I make sure to have my lucky gloves on.”

29. “Mowing the lawn is like a work of art. You have to take your time and do it right.”

30. “I don’t always mow the lawn, but when I do, I make sure to have a backup plan in case it rains.”

31. “Mowing the lawn is like a marathon. You have to pace yourself.”

32. “I don’t always mow the lawn, but when I do, I make sure to have my sunglasses on.”

33. “Mowing the lawn is like a meditation. It’s a chance to clear your mind and focus on the task at hand.”

34. “I don’t always mow the lawn, but when I do, I make sure to have my lucky socks on.”

35. “Mowing the lawn is like a game of chess. You have to plan your moves ahead of time.”

36. “I don’t always mow the lawn, but when I do, I make sure to have my bug spray ready.”

37. “Mowing the lawn is like a symphony. You have to create a beautiful sound with every pass of the mower.”

38. “I don’t always mow the lawn, but when I do, I make sure to have my hat on backwards.”

39. “Mowing the lawn is like a journey. You never know where you’ll end up.”

40. “I don’t always mow the lawn, but when I do, I make sure to have my favorite snacks on hand.”

41. “Mowing the lawn is like a puzzle. You have to figure out the best way to cut it without missing any spots.”

42. “I don’t always mow the lawn, but when I do, I make sure to have my phone on me in case of emergencies.”

43. “Mowing the lawn is like a game of Jenga. You have to be careful not to knock anything over.”

44. “I don’t always mow the lawn, but when I do, I make sure to have a good playlist ready.”

45. “Mowing the lawn is like a race. You have to beat the sun before it gets too hot.”

46. “I don’t always mow the lawn, but when I do, I make sure to wear my lucky t-shirt.”

47. “Mowing the lawn is like a dance party. You have to move to the rhythm of the mower.”

48. “I don’t always mow the lawn, but when I do, I make sure to have my camera ready for any wildlife sightings.”

49. “Mowing the lawn is like a puzzle. You have to figure out the best way to cut it without getting stuck.”

50. “I don’t always mow the lawn, but when I do, I make sure to have my lucky sunglasses on.”

51. “Mowing the lawn is like a game of limbo. How low can you go?”

52. “I don’t always mow the lawn, but when I do, I make sure to have my lucky hat on.”

53. “Mowing the lawn is like a game of tag. You have to chase after every blade of grass.”

54. “I don’t always mow the lawn, but when I do, I make sure to have my lucky shoes on.”

55. “Mowing the lawn is like a game of hopscotch. You have to jump over all the obstacles.”

56. “I don’t always mow the lawn, but when I do, I make sure to have my lucky pants on.”

57. “Mowing the lawn is like a game of chess. You have to outsmart the grass.”

58. “I don’t always mow the lawn, but when I do, I make sure to have my lucky socks on.”

59. “Mowing the lawn is like a game of darts. You have to aim for the right spot.”

60. “I don’t always mow the lawn, but when I do, I make sure to have my lucky gloves on.”

61. “Mowing the lawn is like a game of hide and seek. You have to find all the hidden obstacles.”

62. “I don’t always mow the lawn, but when I do, I make sure to have my lucky hat on.”

63. “Mowing the lawn is like a game of Tetris. You have to fit everything in just the right way.”

64. “I don’t always mow the lawn, but when I do, I make sure to have my lucky sunglasses on.”