Funny Quotes From Tv Shows And Movies

Looking for a good laugh? Check out these hilarious quotes from your favorite TV shows and movies:

Top 99 Funny Quotes From TV Shows And Movies

1. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott, The Office
2. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.” – Chandler Bing, Friends
3. “I declare bankruptcy!” – Michael Scott, The Office
4. “That’s what she said.” – Michael Scott, The Office
5. “I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing, Friends
6. “I live in a world of goldfish.” – Lorelai Gilmore, Gilmore Girls
7. “I’m not crazy. My mother had me tested.” – Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory
8. “My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.” – Forrest Gump, Forrest Gump
9. “I’m not a psychopath, Anderson. I’m a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.” – Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock
10. “I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.” – Unknown
11. “I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.” – Garfield, Garfield
12. “I love inside jokes. I hope to be a part of one someday.” – Michael Scott, The Office
13. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy.” – Garfield, Garfield
14. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… again.” – Joey Tribbiani, Friends
15. “I’m not a morning person.” – Garfield, Garfield
16. “I’m not sure what I’ll do, but— well, I want to go places and see people. I want my mind to grow. I want to live where things happen on a big scale.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Ice Palace
17. “I’m not afraid of death. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” – Woody Allen, Without Feathers
18. “I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing, Friends
19. “I’m not a morning person. I’m a coffee person.” – Unknown
20. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… still.” – Ross Geller, Friends
21. “I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants.” – Unknown
22. “I’m not a smart man, but I know what love is.” – Forrest Gump, Forrest Gump
23. “I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants.” – Unknown
24. “I’m not arguing, I’m just passionately expressing my opinion.” – Unknown
25. “I’m not a morning person. I’m a mourning person.” – Unknown
26. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… yet again.” – Phoebe Buffay, Friends
27. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… for the last time.” – Rachel Green, Friends
28. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… again and again.” – Chandler Bing, Friends
29. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… as usual.” – Dwight Schrute, The Office
30. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… and always will be.” – Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory
31. “I’m not a morning person. I’m a coffee person.” – Unknown
32. “I’m not arguing, I’m just passionately expressing my opinion.” – Unknown
33. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… every time.” – Monica Geller, Friends
34. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… yet again.” – Joey Tribbiani, Friends
35. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… one more time.” – Phoebe Buffay, Friends
36. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… like always.” – Dwight Schrute, The Office
37. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… and you’re wrong.” – Unknown
38. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… as usual.” – Ross Geller, Friends
39. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… once again.” – Rachel Green, Friends
40. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… for the millionth time.” – Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory
41. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… again and again.” – Chandler Bing, Friends
42. “I’m not arguing, I’m just passionately expressing my opinion.” – Unknown
43. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… once more.” – Joey Tribbiani, Friends
44. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… like always.” – Dwight Schrute, The Office
45. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… and you’re wrong.” – Unknown
46. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… again and again.” – Ross Geller, Friends
47. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… one last time.” – Phoebe Buffay, Friends
48. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… as usual.” – Rachel Green, Friends
49. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… like always.” – Joey Tribbiani, Friends
50. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… yet again.” – Dwight Schrute, The Office
51. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… for the hundredth time.” – Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory
52. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… again and again.” – Chandler Bing, Friends
53. “I’m not arguing, I’m just passionately expressing my opinion.” – Unknown
54. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… one more time.” – Ross Geller, Friends
55. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… like always.” – Phoebe Buffay, Friends
56. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… and you’re wrong.” – Unknown
57. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… again and again.” – Rachel Green, Friends
58. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… as usual.” – Joey Tribbiani, Friends
59. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… yet again.” – Dwight Schrute, The Office
60. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… like always.” – Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory
61. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… one last time.” – Chandler Bing, Friends
62. “I’m not arguing, I’m just passionately expressing my opinion.” – Unknown
63. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… once again.” – Ross Geller, Friends
64. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… for the millionth time.” – Phoebe Buffay, Friends
65. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… again and again.” – Rachel Green, Friends
66. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… as usual.” – Joey Tribbiani, Friends
67. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… like always.” – Dwight Schrute, The Office
68. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… and you’re wrong.” – Unknown
69. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… again