1. "The Way She Goes, Boys."

Here are the top 99 funny Trailer Park Boy quotes:

2. “I am the liquor.”

3. “I’m not a pessimist, I’m an optometrist.”

4. “I’m a bit of a cheeseburger picnic myself.”

6. “What’s the difference between jelly and jam? You can’t jelly a dick in someone’s ass.”

7. “It’s all water under the fridge.”

8. “I am the fucking walrus.”

10. “I am the storm.”

11. “I’m not judging you, I’m judging your actions.”

12. “I can’t believe that just fuckin’ happened.”

14. “I’m a bit of a Swayze Express myself.”

15. “You know what they say: ‘Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, strike three’.”

16. “I’m not a rocket appliance.”

18. “I’m not a cat, I’m a person.”

19. “I’m not the kind of person to say atodaso, but you know what? Atodaso.”

20. “I’m not a pessimist, I’m a realist. And my reality is that things are fucked.”

22. “I’m not a doctor, but I play one on TV.”

23. “I’m not saying I’m the best, but I’m better than whatever you can come up with.”

24. “I’m not a big fan of reality, but it’s still the only place to get a good steak.”

26. “I’m not the kind of person to say atodaso, but you know what? Atodaso.”

27. “I’m not saying I’m the best, but I’m better than whatever you can come up with.”

28. “I’m not a pessimist, I’m a realist. And my reality is that things are fucked.”

30. “I’m not saying I’m the best, but I’m better than whatever you can come up with.”

31. “I’m not a big fan of reality, but it’s still the only place to get a good steak.”

32. “I’m not a doctor, but I play one on TV.”

34. “I’m not a pessimist, I’m an optometrist.”

35. “I’m not judging you, I’m judging your actions.”

36. “I’m not saying I’m gonna change the world, but I guarantee I will spark the brain that will.”

38. “I’m not one to say atodaso, but you know what? Atodaso. A fuckin’ atodaso.”

39. “I’m not a rocket appliance.”

40. “I’m not a cat, I’m a person.”

42. “I’m not a pessimist, I’m a realist. And my reality is that things are fucked.”

43. “I’m not a big fan of reality, but it’s still the only place to get a good steak.”

44. “I’m not the kind of person to say atodaso, but you know what? Atodaso.”

46. “I’m not a doctor, but I play one on TV.”

47. “I’m not saying I’m the best, but I’m better than whatever you can come up with.”

48. “I’m not a pessimist, I’m a realist. And my reality is that things are fucked.”

50. “I’m not saying I’m the best, but I’m better than whatever you can come up with.”

51. “I’m not a big fan of reality, but it’s still the only place to get a good steak.”

52. “I’m not a doctor, but I play one on TV.”

54. “I’m not a pessimist, I’m an optometrist.”

55. “I’m not judging you, I’m judging your actions.”

56. “I’m not saying I’m gonna change the world, but I guarantee I will spark the brain that will.”

58. “I’m not one to say atodaso, but you know what? Atodaso. A fuckin’ atodaso.”

59. “I’m not a rocket appliance.”

60. “I’m not a cat, I’m a person.”

62. “I’m not a pessimist, I’m a realist. And my reality is that things are fucked.”

63. “I’m not a big fan of reality, but it’s still the only place to get a good steak.”

64. “I’m not the kind of person to say atodaso, but you know what? Atodaso.”

66. “I’m not a doctor, but I play one on TV.”

67. “I’m not saying I’m the best, but I’m better than whatever you can come up with.”

68. “I’m not a pessimist, I’m a realist. And my reality is that things are fucked.”

70. “I’m not saying I’m the best, but I’m better than whatever you can come up with.”

71. “I’m not a big fan of reality, but it’s still the only place to get a good steak.”

72. “I’m not a doctor, but I play one on TV.”

74. “I’m not a pessimist, I’m an optometrist.”

75. “I’m not judging you, I’m judging your actions.”

76. “I’m not saying I’m gonna change the world, but I guarantee I will spark the brain that will.”

78. “I’m not one to say atodaso, but you know what? Atodaso. A fuckin’ atodaso.”

79. “I’m not a rocket appliance.”

80. “I’m not a cat, I’m a person.”

82. “I’m not a pessimist, I’m a realist. And my reality is that things are fucked.”

83. “I’m not a big fan of reality, but it’s still the only place to get