Funny Weight Loss Quotes With Pictures

Looking for some inspiration to keep you motivated on your weight loss journey? Check out these funny weight loss quotes with pictures!

Top 99 Funny Weight Loss Quotes With Pictures

1. “I’m not losing weight. I’m getting rid of it. I have no intention of finding it again.” – Unknown
2. “I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.” – Unknown
3. “I’m not overweight. I’m just undertall.” – Unknown
4. “I’m not fat, I’m just easy to see.” – Unknown
5. “They say you are what you eat, so I don’t remember eating a sexy beast this morning.” – Unknown
6. “I’m not overweight, I’m just under-tall.” – Garfield
7. “I’m not dieting. I’m just choosing a healthier lifestyle.” – Unknown
8. “I’m not losing weight. I’m getting rid of the parts that don’t work anymore.” – Unknown
9. “I don’t always lose weight, but when I do, I gain it back in a week.” – Unknown
10. “I’m not fat. I’m just so sexy it overflows.” – Unknown
11. “I’m not fat, I’m just easy to see.” – Garfield
12. “I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall.” – Unknown
13. “I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.” – Unknown
14. “I’m not losing weight. I’m just becoming a more interesting person.” – Unknown
15. “I’m not losing weight. I’m getting rid of the excess love handles.” – Unknown
16. “I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall.” – Unknown
17. “I lost weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.” – Unknown
18. “I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.” – Unknown
19. “I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall.” – Unknown
20. “I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.” – Unknown
21. “I’m not dieting. I’m just trying to eat more vegetables.” – Unknown
22. “I’m not overweight. I’m just undertall.” – Unknown
23. “I’m not losing weight. I’m just becoming a more interesting person.” – Unknown
24. “I’m not fat. I’m just so sexy it overflows.” – Unknown
25. “I’m not overweight. I’m just over-fun.” – Unknown
26. “I’m not losing weight. I’m just getting rid of bad habits.” – Unknown
27. “I don’t have a six-pack, but I have a keg.” – Unknown
28. “I’m not overweight. I’m just undertall.” – Unknown
29. “I’m not fat. I’m just so sexy it overflows.” – Unknown
30. “I’m not losing weight. I’m just getting rid of the parts that don’t work anymore.” – Unknown
31. “I’m not fat, I’m just easy to see.” – Unknown
32. “I’m not overweight. I’m just over-fun.” – Unknown
33. “I’m not fat. I’m just so sexy it overflows.” – Unknown
34. “I’m not losing weight. I’m just becoming a more interesting person.” – Unknown
35. “I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall.” – Unknown
36. “I’m not fat, I’m just easy to see.” – Unknown
37. “I’m not fat. I’m just so sexy it overflows.” – Unknown
38. “I’m not dieting. I’m just trying to eat more fruit.” – Unknown
39. “I’m not overweight. I’m just over-fun.” – Unknown
40. “I’m not losing weight. I’m just getting rid of the parts that don’t work anymore.” – Unknown
41. “I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.” – Unknown
42. “I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall.” – Unknown
43. “I’m not fat. I’m just so sexy it overflows.” – Unknown
44. “I’m not losing weight. I’m just becoming a more interesting person.” – Unknown
45. “I’m not fat. I’m just so fluffy I could die.” – Unknown
46. “I’m not overweight. I’m just gaining my winter coat.” – Unknown
47. “I’m not losing weight. I’m just getting rid of the excess baggage.” – Unknown
48. “I’m not fat. I’m just so sexy it overflows.” – Unknown
49. “I’m not overweight. I’m just a little husky.” – Unknown
50. “I’m not losing weight. I’m just shedding my winter coat.” – Unknown
51. “I’m not fat. I’m just so fluffy I could die.” – Unknown
52. “I’m not overweight. I’m just big-boned.” – Unknown
53. “I’m not losing weight. I’m just trying to avoid the muffin top.” – Unknown
54. “I’m not fat. I’m just so sexy it overflows.” – Unknown
55. “I’m not overweight. I’m just a little extra love to go around.” – Unknown
56. “I’m not losing weight. I’m just trying to avoid the spare tire.” – Unknown
57. “I’m not fat. I’m just so fluffy I could die.” – Unknown
58. “I’m not overweight. I’m just a little voluptuous.” – Unknown
59. “I’m not losing weight. I’m just trying to avoid the thunder thighs.” – Unknown
60. “I’m not fat. I’m just so sexy it overflows.” – Unknown
61. “I’m not overweight. I’m just a little curvy.” – Unknown
62. “I’m not losing weight. I’m just trying to avoid the love handles.” – Unknown
63. “I’m not fat. I’m just so fluffy I could die.” – Unknown
64. “I’m not overweight. I’m just a little thick.” – Unknown
65. “I’m not losing weight. I’m just trying to avoid the beer belly.” – Unknown
66. “I’m not fat. I’m just so sexy it overflows.” – Unknown
67. “I’m not overweight. I’m just a little pudgy.” – Unknown
68. “I’m not losing weight. I’m just trying to avoid the saddle bags.” – Unknown
69. “I’m not fat. I’m just so fluffy I could die.” – Unknown
70. “I’m not overweight. I’m just a little chunky.” – Unknown
71. “I’m not losing weight. I’m just trying to avoid the cottage cheese thighs.” – Unknown
72. “I’m not fat. I’m just so sexy it overflows.” – Unknown
73. “I’m not overweight. I’m just a little plump.” – Unknown
74. “I’m not losing weight. I’m just trying to avoid the muffin top.” – Unknown
75. “I’m not fat. I’m just so fluffy I could die.” – Unknown
76. “I’m not overweight. I’m just a little round.” – Unknown
77. “I’m not losing weight. I’m just trying to avoid the thunder thighs.” – Unknown
78. “I’m not fat. I’m just so sexy it overflows.” – Unknown
79. “I’m not overweight. I’m just a little chubby.” – Unknown
80. “I’m not losing weight. I’m just trying to avoid the love handles.” – Unknown
81. “I’m not fat. I’m just so fluffy I could die.” – Unknown
82. “I’m not overweight. I’m just a little heavy.” – Unknown
83. “I’m not losing weight. I’m just trying to avoid the spare tire.” – Unknown
84. “I’m not fat. I’m just so sexy it overflows.” – Unknown
85. “I’m not overweight. I’m just a little plump.” – Unknown
86. “I’m not losing weight. I’m just trying to avoid the beer belly.” – Unknown