Top 99 Humor Good Morning Quotes Funny

Starting your day with a good laugh can set the tone for a positive and productive day. Here are the top 99 humor good morning quotes that are guaranteed to put a smile on your face:

1. “Good morning, sunshine. Time to wake up and chase your dreams, or at least stumble towards them.”
2. “Rise and shine, it’s coffee time!”
3. “I woke up this morning and it was déjà vu all over again.”
4. “Good morning! Let the stress begin.”
5. “Morning coffee is like a hug in a mug.”
6. “I’m not a morning person, but some people are worth waking up for.”
7. “Good morning, world! Time to pretend to be productive.”
8. “I always say ‘morning’ instead of ‘good morning.’ If it were a good morning, I’d still be in bed.”
9. “Rise and shine! It’s a beautiful day to leave me alone.”
10. “I need coffee before I can human.”
11. “Good morning! Let the stress begin.”
12. “Every morning, I wake up saying, ‘I’m still alive, a miracle.’ And so I keep on pushing.”
13. “I hate mornings, but coffee makes them bearable.”
14. “Good morning, beautiful! I hope your day is as amazing as you are.”
15. “I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.”
16. “Good morning, world! Today, I choose happiness.”
17. “Morning coffee is the best thing to wake up to, other than the person you love.”
18. “Good morning, sleepyhead! Time to rise and grind.”
19. “I’m not a morning person, but I’m willing to make an exception for you.”
20. “Good morning! Today, I will be as useless as the ‘g’ in lasagna.”
21. “I need coffee to be able to tolerate people in the morning.”
22. “Good morning, beautiful! Let’s conquer the day.”
23. “I woke up this morning and realized I don’t have what it takes to sit back and be average.”
24. “Good morning, world! Today, I will be as fabulous as my coffee.”
25. “I’m not a morning person, but I’m a coffee person.”
26. “Good morning to everyone except the person who stole my coffee mug.”
27. “I woke up this morning and felt really refreshed. Then I looked at the clock and realized I slept in again.”
28. “Good morning, world! Today, I will be as unstoppable as my coffee addiction.”
29. “I need coffee to be able to function like a normal human being.”
30. “Good morning, beautiful! I hope your day is as wonderful as your smile.”
31. “I woke up this morning and realized I have too many clothes and not enough hangers.”
32. “Good morning, world! Today, I will be as awesome as my coffee.”
33. “I’m not a morning person, but I’m a breakfast person.”
34. “Good morning to everyone except the person who scheduled a meeting at 8am.”
35. “I need coffee to be able to tolerate my own existence.”
36. “Good morning, beautiful! Today, let’s conquer the world.”
37. “I woke up this morning and realized I forgot to set my alarm, so now I’m running late.”
38. “Good morning, world! Today, I will be as unstoppable as my alarm clock.”
39. “I’m not a morning person, but I’m a donut person.”
40. “Good morning to everyone except the person who always takes the last donut.”
41. “I need coffee to be able to think coherent thoughts.”
42. “Good morning, beautiful! I hope your day is as sweet as a donut.”
43. “I woke up this morning and realized I have to adult today.”
44. “Good morning, world! Today, I will be as productive as my coffee.”
45. “I’m not a morning person, but I’m a cuddle person.”
46. “Good morning to everyone except the person who stole the covers.”
47. “I need coffee to be able to speak in complete sentences.”
48. “Good morning, beautiful! Today, let’s conquer the day like a boss.”
49. “I woke up this morning and realized I need a vacation.”
50. “Good morning, world! Today, I will be as amazing as my coffee.”
51. “I’m not a morning person, but I’m a bacon person.”
52. “Good morning to everyone except the person who doesn’t like bacon.”
53. “I need coffee to be able to tolerate mornings.”
54. “Good morning, beautiful! I hope your day is filled with sunshine and bacon.”
55. “I woke up this morning and realized I forgot to buy milk, so now I can’t have cereal.”
56. “Good morning, world! Today, I will be as unstoppable as my craving for cereal.”
57. “I’m not a morning person, but I’m a yoga person.”
58. “Good morning to everyone except the person who is always late to yoga class.”
59. “I need coffee to be able to tolerate yoga.”
60. “Good morning, beautiful! Today, let’s do some yoga and conquer the day.”
61. “I woke up this morning and realized I need more sleep.”
62. “Good morning, world! Today, I will be as unstoppable as my need for sleep.”
63. “I’m not a morning person, but I’m a smoothie person.”
64. “Good morning to everyone except the person who always takes the last smoothie.”
65. “I need coffee to be able to tolerate smoothies.”
66. “Good morning, beautiful! I hope your day is filled with healthy choices and smoothies.”
67. “I woke up this morning and realized I need to go to the gym.”
68. “Good morning, world! Today, I will be as unstoppable as my desire to workout.”
69. “I’m not a morning person, but I’m a fruit person.”
70. “Good morning to everyone except the person who always eats the last piece of fruit.”
71. “I need coffee to be able to tolerate fruit.”
72. “Good morning, beautiful! Today, let’s make healthy choices and eat fruit.”
73. “I woke up this morning and realized I forgot to charge my phone, so now it’s dead.”
74. “Good morning, world! Today, I will be as unstoppable as my need for a charged phone.”
75. “I’m not a morning person, but I’m a smoothie bowl person.”
76. “Good morning to everyone except the person who always takes the last smoothie bowl.”
77. “I need coffee to be able to tolerate smoothie bowls.”
78. “Good morning, beautiful! I hope your day is filled with healthy and delicious smoothie bowls.”
79. “I woke up this morning and realized I need a personal assistant.”
80. “Good morning, world! Today, I will be as unstoppable as my need for a personal assistant.”
81. “I’m not a morning person, but I’m a tea person.”
82. “Good morning to everyone except the person who doesn’t like tea.”
83. “I need coffee to be able to tolerate tea.”
84. “Good morning, beautiful! Today, let’s conquer the day with a cup of tea.”
85. “I woke up this morning and realized I need a vacation from my vacation.”
86. “Good morning, world! Today, I will be as unstoppable as my need for a vacation.”
87. “I’m not a morning person, but I’m a smoothie bowl person.”
88. “Good morning to everyone except the person who always takes the last smoothie bowl.”
89. “I need coffee to be able to tolerate smoothie bowls.”