Top 99 Inspirational Quotes From "The Office" Tv Show

If you’re a fan of “The Office” TV show, you know that the characters often have hilarious and inspiring things to say. Here are the top 99 inspirational quotes from “The Office” that will make you laugh and motivate you.

1. “I declare bankruptcy!” – Michael Scott
2. “Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.” – Jim Halpert
3. “That’s what she said.” – Michael Scott
4. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott
5. “I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them.” – Andy Bernard
6. “I’m not a hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else.” – Pam Beesly
7. “Sometimes I’ll start a sentence, and I don’t even know where it’s going.” – Michael Scott
8. “I don’t hate it. I just don’t like it at all and it’s terrible.” – Michael Scott
9. “I have cause. It is beCAUSE I hate him.” – Dwight Schrute
10. “I’m not offended by homosexuality. In the 60s, I made love to many, many women, often outdoors in the mud and the rain. And it’s possible that a man slipped in. There’d be no way of knowing.” – Creed Bratton
11. “I wish I could menstruate. If I could menstruate, I wouldn’t have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore. I’d just be able to count down from my previous cycle. Plus, I’d be more in tune with the moon and the tides.” – Dwight Schrute
12. “I’m not a bad person. I’m a good person who does bad things.” – Ryan Howard
13. “I hate looking at your face. I wanna smash it.” – Stanley Hudson
14. “It’s not a pyramid scheme. It’s a reverse funnel system.” – Michael Scott
15. “I’m not going to be some guy’s backup plan. And I’m certainly not going to be anyone’s second choice.” – Pam Beesly
16. “I don’t hate you. But, yes, if you were on fire and I had water, I’d drink it.” – Dwight Schrute
17. “I don’t want to work. I just want to bang on this mug all day.” – Andy Bernard
18. “You don’t know me. You’ve just seen my penis.” – Michael Scott
19. “I’m not a millionaire. I thought I would be by the time I was 30, but I wasn’t even close.” – Kelly Kapoor
20. “I am Beyoncé, always.” – Michael Scott
21. “I don’t hate it. I just don’t like it at all and it’s terrible.” – Michael Scott
22. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott
23. “I declare bankruptcy!” – Michael Scott
24. “That’s what she said.” – Michael Scott
25. “I don’t know what we’re yelling about!” – Brick Tamland
26. “I’m not a fan of the word ’employee.’ I think of you more as a partner.” – Michael Scott
27. “I have a lot of questions. Number one: How dare you?” – Kelly Kapoor
28. “I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing
29. “I don’t hate you. But, yes, if you were on fire and I had water, I’d drink it.” – Dwight Schrute
30. “I have a lot of feelings. About a lot of things. But mostly I’m just…tired.” – Pam Beesly
31. “I’m not offended by homosexuality. In the 60s, I made love to many, many women, often outdoors in the mud and the rain. And it’s possible that a man slipped in. There’d be no way of knowing.” – Creed Bratton
32. “I have a lot of questions. Number one: How dare you?” – Kelly Kapoor
33. “I’m not a bad person. I’m a good person who does bad things.” – Ryan Howard
34. “I’m not a millionaire. I thought I would be by the time I was 30, but I wasn’t even close.” – Kelly Kapoor
35. “I’m an early bird and a night owl. So I’m wise and I have worms.” – Michael Scott
36. “I hate looking at your face. I wanna smash it.” – Stanley Hudson
37. “I don’t want to work. I just want to bang on this mug all day.” – Andy Bernard
38. “I don’t hate it. I just don’t like it at all and it’s terrible.” – Michael Scott
39. “I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing
40. “I don’t know what we’re yelling about!” – Brick Tamland
41. “I’m not a hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else.” – Pam Beesly
42. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott
43. “I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them.” – Andy Bernard
44. “I declare bankruptcy!” – Michael Scott
45. “That’s what she said.” – Michael Scott
46. “I’m not a fan of the word ’employee.’ I think of you more as a partner.” – Michael Scott
47. “I’m not a millionaire. I thought I would be by the time I was 30, but I wasn’t even close.” – Kelly Kapoor
48. “I don’t hate you. But, yes, if you were on fire and I had water, I’d drink it.” – Dwight Schrute
49. “I don’t know what we’re yelling about!” – Brick Tamland
50. “I don’t want to work. I just want to bang on this mug all day.” – Andy Bernard
51. “I’m not a bad person. I’m a good person who does bad things.” – Ryan Howard
52. “I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing
53. “I wish I could menstruate. If I could menstruate, I wouldn’t have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore. I’d just be able to count down from my previous cycle. Plus, I’d be more in tune with the moon and the tides.” – Dwight Schrute
54. “I’m not a hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else.” – Pam Beesly
55. “I’m not offended by homosexuality. In the 60s, I made love to many, many women, often outdoors in the mud and the rain. And it’s possible that a man slipped in. There’d be no way of knowing.” – Creed Bratton
56. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott
57. “I don’t hate it. I just don’t like it at all and it’s terrible.” – Michael Scott
58. “I hate looking at your face. I wanna smash it.” – Stanley Hudson
59. “I have a lot of feelings. About a lot of things. But mostly I’m just…tired.” – Pam Beesly
60. “I’m not a millionaire. I thought I would be by the time I was 30, but I wasn’t even close.” – Kelly Kapoor
61. “I am Beyoncé, always.” – Michael Scott
62. “I’m not a fan of the word ’employee.’ I think of you more as a partner.” – Michael Scott
63. “I have cause. It is beCAUSE I hate him.” – Dwight Schrute
64. “I’m not a bad person. I’m a good person who does bad things.” – Ryan Howard
65. “I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing
66. “I don’t know what we’re yelling about!” – Brick Tamland
67. “I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them.” – Andy Bernard