Top 99 Michael Scott Quotes About Love

Michael Scott, the iconic character from the TV show “The Office,” is known for his humorous and often cringe-worthy quotes about love. Here are the top 99 Michael Scott quotes about love:

1. “I declare bankruptcy!”
2. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”
3. “I’m an early bird and a night owl. So I’m wise and I have worms.”
4. “That’s what she said.”
5. “I love inside jokes. I’d love to be a part of one someday.”
6. “I am Beyoncé, always.”
7. “I’m not a millionaire. I thought I would be by the time I was 30, but I wasn’t even close.”
8. “I hate disappointing people. I like to make everyone happy. But that’s just not possible.”
9. “I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.”
10. “I declare Christmas officially over.”
11. “I don’t hate it. I just don’t like it at all and it’s terrible.”
12. “I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
13. “I have cause. It is beCAUSE I hate him.”
14. “I don’t hate it. I just don’t like it all that much.”
15. “I love my employees even though I hit one of you with my car.”
16. “I don’t hate it. I just don’t like it at all and it’s terrible.”
17. “I’m not a bad person. I’m a good person who does bad things.”
18. “I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.”
19. “I have a lot of questions. Number one, how dare you?”
20. “I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.”
21. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”
22. “I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I’m gonna be the bearer of bad news.”
23. “I’m not a hero. I’m a mere defender of the office.”
24. “I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.”
25. “I am about to do something very bold in this job that I’ve never done before: try.”
26. “I don’t hate it. I just don’t like it all that much.”
27. “I’m not a millionaire. I thought I would be by the time I was 30, but I wasn’t even close.”
28. “I declare bankruptcy!”
29. “I have a lot of questions. Number one, how dare you?”
30. “I am about to do something very bold in this job that I’ve never done before: try.”
31. “I’m not a bad person. I’m a good person who does bad things.”
32. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”
33. “I declare Christmas officially over.”
34. “I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.”
35. “I don’t hate it. I just don’t like it at all and it’s terrible.”
36. “I love inside jokes. I’d love to be a part of one someday.”
37. “I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I’m gonna be the bearer of bad news.”
38. “I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.”
39. “I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.”
40. “I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
41. “I’m not a hero. I’m a mere defender of the office.”
42. “I’m not a millionaire. I thought I would be by the time I was 30, but I wasn’t even close.”
43. “I don’t hate it. I just don’t like it all that much.”
44. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”
45. “I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.”
46. “I declare bankruptcy!”
47. “I have a lot of questions. Number one, how dare you?”
48. “I’m not a bad person. I’m a good person who does bad things.”
49. “I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I’m gonna be the bearer of bad news.”
50. “I’m not a hero. I’m a mere defender of the office.”
51. “I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.”
52. “I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.”
53. “I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
54. “I don’t hate it. I just don’t like it at all and it’s terrible.”
55. “I’m not a millionaire. I thought I would be by the time I was 30, but I wasn’t even close.”
56. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”
57. “I declare Christmas officially over.”
58. “I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.”
59. “I love inside jokes. I’d love to be a part of one someday.”
60. “I am about to do something very bold in this job that I’ve never done before: try.”
61. “I’m not a bad person. I’m a good person who does bad things.”
62. “I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.”
63. “I don’t hate it. I just don’t like it all that much.”
64. “I’m not a hero. I’m a mere defender of the office.”
65. “I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I’m gonna be the bearer of bad news.”
66. “I have a lot of questions. Number one, how dare you?”
67. “I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
68. “I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.”
69. “I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.”
70. “I’m not a millionaire. I thought I would be by the time I was 30, but I wasn’t even close.”
71. “I don’t hate it. I just don’t like it at all and it’s terrible.”
72. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”
73. “I declare bankruptcy!”
74. “I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.”
75. “I love inside jokes. I’d love to be a part of one someday.”
76. “I declare Christmas officially over.”
77. “I’m not a bad person. I’m a good person who does bad things.”
78. “I am about to do something very bold in this job that I’ve never done before: try.”
79. “I’m not a hero. I’m a mere defender of the office.”
80. “I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.”
81. “I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
82. “I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I’m gonna be the bearer of bad news.”
83. “I have a lot of questions. Number one, how dare you?”
84. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”
85. “I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.”
86. “I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.”
87. “I’m not a millionaire. I thought I would be by the time I was 30, but I wasn’t even close.”
88. “I don’t hate it. I just don’t like it all that much.”

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