Top 99 Mother Of The Bride Funny Quotes:

Are you looking for some funny quotes to include in your mother of the bride speech or to share with your mom on her special day? Look no further than this top 99 list of Mother of the Bride Funny Quotes!

1. “I smile because you’re my daughter. I laugh because there’s nothing you can do about it.” – Unknown
2. “I may have given you life, but really, you gave me mine.” – Unknown
3. “To my daughter: Never forget that I love you. Life is filled with hard times and good times. Learn from everything you can. Be the woman I know you can be.” – Unknown
4. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.” – Unknown
5. “I love you more than chocolate, and that’s saying a lot.” – Unknown
6. “I’m a mother. My hobbies include: worrying about my children, nagging my children, and ignoring my children.” – Unknown
7. “You’re the best thing I ever did.” – Unknown
8. “Having a daughter means never having a clean house.” – Unknown
9. “I used to be your angel, now you’re mine.” – Unknown
10. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right – again.” – Unknown
11. “I never knew how much love my heart could hold until someone called me ‘mom’.” – Unknown
12. “The only thing better than having you as my daughter is my grandchildren having you as their mother.” – Unknown
13. “I smile because I’m your mother. I laugh because there’s nothing you can do about it.” – Unknown
14. “No matter how old you get, you’ll always be my baby.” – Unknown
15. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.” – Mean Girls
16. “I’m not sure if I’m raising a daughter or a mini-me.” – Unknown
17. “I’m not bossy, I’m the mom.” – Unknown
18. “I love you to the moon and back, but please don’t make me come up there.” – Unknown
19. “I’m not yelling, I’m just passionate.” – Unknown
20. “I gave up my waistline for you, the least you could do is be grateful.” – Unknown
21. “I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, I’m just saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room.” – Unknown
22. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a dance mom.” – Unknown
23. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a wine mom.” – Unknown
24. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a yoga pants mom.” – Unknown
25. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a superhero mom.” – Unknown
26. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a coffee mom.” – Unknown
27. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a Christmas cookie mom.” – Unknown
28. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a PTA mom.” – Unknown
29. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a maker of tiny humans.” – Unknown
30. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a soccer mom.” – Unknown
31. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a Halloween mom.” – Unknown
32. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a karaoke mom.” – Unknown
33. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a Disney mom.” – Unknown
34. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a Christmas lights mom.” – Unknown
35. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a book club mom.” – Unknown
36. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a road trip mom.” – Unknown
37. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a margarita mom.” – Unknown
38. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a crafting mom.” – Unknown
39. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a beach mom.” – Unknown
40. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a camping mom.” – Unknown
41. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a brunch mom.” – Unknown
42. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a movie night mom.” – Unknown
43. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a Sunday Funday mom.” – Unknown
44. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a game night mom.” – Unknown
45. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a tech support mom.” – Unknown
46. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a dog mom.” – Unknown
47. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cat mom.” – Unknown
48. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a plant mom.” – Unknown
49. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a meal prep mom.” – Unknown
50. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a weekend warrior mom.” – Unknown
51. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a fixer of all things broken mom.” – Unknown
52. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a day spa mom.” – Unknown
53. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a scrapbooking mom.” – Unknown
54. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a wine and paint night mom.” – Unknown
55. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a farmer’s market mom.” – Unknown
56. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a Pinterest mom.” – Unknown
57. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a thrift store mom.” – Unknown
58. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a wine tasting mom.” – Unknown
59. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a fruit snacks and goldfish mom.” – Unknown
60. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a babywearing mom.” – Unknown
61. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a baby whisperer mom.” – Unknown
62. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a toddler wrangler mom.” – Unknown
63. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a homeschooling mom.” – Unknown
64. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a working mom.” – Unknown
65. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a stay-at-home mom.” – Unknown
66. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a carpool mom.” – Unknown
67. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a birthday party planner mom.” – Unknown
68. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a snow day mom.” – Unknown
69. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a field trip mom.” – Unknown
70. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a science fair mom.” – Unknown
71. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a fashionista mom.” – Unknown
72. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a grandma mom.” – Unknown
73. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a baby shower planner mom.” – Unknown
74. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a wedding planner mom.” – Unknown
75. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a prom mom.” – Unknown
76. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a graduation mom.” – Unknown
77. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a graduation party planner mom.” – Unknown
78. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a college move-in day mom.” – Unknown
79. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a college graduation mom.” – Unknown
80. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a retirement party planner mom.” – Unknown
81. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a family vacation planner mom.” – Unknown
82. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a holiday planner mom.” – Unknown
83. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a family reunion planner mom.” – Unknown
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