Romantic Quotes From The Office

Looking for some romantic quotes from The Office to share with your significant other? Look no further! We’ve compiled a list of the top 99 quotes that will make your heart swoon.

Top 99 Romantic Quotes From The Office

1. “I love inside jokes. I’d love to be a part of one someday.” – Michael Scott
2. “I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.” – Kevin Malone
3. “I declare bankruptcy!” – Michael Scott
4. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott
5. “Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.” – Jim Halpert
6. “I love you this much: ” – Michael Scott
7. “I’m not a millionaire. I thought I would be by the time I was 30, but I wasn’t even close.” – Michael Scott
8. “If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.” – Michael Scott
9. “I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing
10. “I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, I’m just saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room.” – Pam Beesly
11. “That’s what she said.” – Michael Scott
12. “I’m not ashamed to admit that I’m a little scared of losing you.” – Jim Halpert
13. “I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them.” – Andy Bernard
14. “I think you’re really brave for telling me that.” – Pam Beesly
15. “I don’t hate it. I just don’t like it at all and it’s terrible.” – Michael Scott
16. “I love you, and I don’t want to lose you.” – Jim Halpert
17. “I think that pretty much sums it up. I’m a good guy, and I’m not a bad guy.” – Michael Scott
18. “I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you exist.” – Gru
19. “I hate disappointing you. I really do. But I just can’t do this.” – Pam Beesly
20. “I’m not going to be ignored, Dan!” – Alex Forrest
21. “I’m not going to be ignored, Michael!” – Jan Levinson
22. “I would never say this to her face, but she’s a wonderful person and a gifted artist.” – Michael Scott
23. “I’m not a bad guy. I’m just misunderstood.” – Shrek
24. “I’m not sure what I’ll do, but – well, I want to go places and see people. I want my mind to grow. I want to live where things happen on a big scale.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald
25. “I don’t know what I’m going to do, but I know I’m going to do something great.” – Michael Scott
26. “I don’t need a lot of things. I’m kind of like what’s his face. The guy who always forgets his name.” – Creed Bratton
27. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott
28. “I’m going to make this way harder than it needs to be.” – Pam Beesly
29. “I’m not really sure what I’m supposed to do with my hands.” – Ricky Bobby
30. “I don’t hate you. It’s just that if you were on fire, I might consider roasting marshmallows.” – Unknown
31. “I love you, and I’m not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things.” – John Green
32. “I’m not going to be a rock star. I’m going to be a legend.” – Freddie Mercury
33. “I’m not a businessman, I’m a business, man.” – Jay-Z
34. “I’m not afraid of dying. I’m afraid of not trying.” – Jay-Z
35. “I’m not a humanitarian, I’m a hell-raiser.” – Mother Teresa
36. “I’m not a politician. I’m not going to be able to change the world. But I can try to help make a difference.” – Taylor Swift
37. “I’m not a prophet or a stone aged man, just a mortal with potential of a superman.” – David Bowie
38. “I’m not a hero. I’m a survivor.” – Buffy Summers
39. “I’m not a saint unless you think of a saint as a sinner who keeps on trying.” – Nelson Mandela
40. “I’m not an actor, I’m a movie star.” – Peter O’Toole
41. “I’m not an environmentalist. I’m an Earth warrior.” – Darryl Cherney
42. “I’m not an American. I’m a Texan!” – Dan Rather
43. “I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants.” – A. Whitney Brown
44. “I’m not a fan of facts. You see, the facts can change, but my opinion will never change, no matter what the facts are.” – Stephen Colbert
45. “I’m not a genius. I’m just a tremendous bundle of experience.” – R. Buckminster Fuller
46. “I’m not a victim. I’m an angry woman.” – Sandra Bernhard
47. “I’m not a feminist. I’m a humanist.” – Cher
48. “I’m not a role model. I’m a role villain.” – Billy Idol
49. “I’m not a comedian. I’m an asshole.” – Denis Leary
50. “I’m not a prophet. But if you want to find out what’s going to happen in the future, just look at what’s happening right now.” – Omar Khayyam
51. “I’m not a liberal, I’m a progressive.” – Ed Schultz
52. “I’m not a pessimist. I’m a realist who lives in a world that’s too optimistic.” – Robert Wieder
53. “I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants.” – A. Whitney Brown
54. “I’m not a genius, I’m just a hard worker.” – Thomas Edison
55. “I’m not a businessman, I’m a business, man.” – Jay-Z
56. “I’m not a hero. I’m a survivor.” – Buffy Summers
57. “I’m not a saint unless you think of a saint as a sinner who keeps on trying.” – Nelson Mandela
58. “I’m not an environmentalist. I’m an Earth warrior.” – Darryl Cherney
59. “I’m not an American. I’m a Texan!” – Dan Rather
60. “I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants.” – A. Whitney Brown
61. “I’m not a fan of facts. You see, the facts can change, but my opinion will never change, no matter what the facts are.” – Stephen Colbert
62. “I’m not a genius. I’m just a tremendous bundle of experience.” – R. Buckminster Fuller
63. “I’m not a victim. I’m an angry woman.” – Sandra Bernhard
64. “I’m not a feminist. I’m a humanist.” – Cher
65. “I’m not a role model. I’m a role villain.” – Billy Idol
66. “I’m not a comedian. I’m an asshole.” – Denis Leary
67. “I’m not a prophet. But if you want to find out what’s going to happen in the future, just look at what’s happening right now.” – Omar Khayyam
68. “I’m not a liberal, I’m a progressive.” – Ed Schultz
69. “I’m not a pessimist. I’m a realist who lives in a world that’s too optimistic.” – Robert Wieder
70. “I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants.” – A. Whitney Brown
71. “I’m not a genius, I’m just a hard worker.” – Thomas Edison
72. “I’m not a businessman,