1. “Nobody Exists On Purpose. Nobody Belongs Anywhere. Everybody’s Gonna Die. Come Watch Tv.”

Here are the top 99 Sad Rick and Morty quotes:

2. “Weddings are basically funerals with cake.”

3. “I’m sorry, but your opinion means very little to me.”

4. “I don’t want to be rescued. I want to be the one doing the rescuing from now on.”

5. “Life is effort and I’ll stop when I die.”

6. “Existence is pain to a Meeseeks, Jerry, and we will do anything to alleviate that pain.”

7. “You have no power over me. You’re just a man in a suit. A sad, lonely man who’s lost his way.”

8. “You’re not gonna believe this, because it usually never works, but I made a mistake.”

9. “What is my purpose?” “You pass butter.” “Oh my god…”

10. “I’m not the nicest guy in the universe, because I’m the smartest. And being nice is something stupid people do to hedge their bets.”

11. “I’m in great pain, please help me.”

12. “You’re like Hitler, but even Hitler cared about Germany or something.”

13. “I’m sorry, Morty. It’s a bummer. In reality, you’re as dumb as they come.”

14. “I turned myself into a pickle, Morty! I’m Pickle Riiiiick!”

15. “I’m not looking for judgement, just a yes or no. Can you assimilate a giraffe?”

16. “That’s the difference between you and me, Morty. I never go back to the carpet store.”

17. “Nobody’s killing me until after I catch my wife with another man.”

18. “I’m Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me!”

19. “Sometimes science is more art than science, Morty. A lot of people don’t get that.”

20. “I’m not the one that’s so far away, when I feel the snake bite enter my veins.”

21. “I’m not a hero, Morty. I’m a drifter with nothing to lose.”

22. “I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.”

23. “I’m not gonna have sex with you just because we’re both in a post-apocalyptic world, Morty.”

24. “I don’t like this, Morty. There’s something off about this whole thing. I can’t quite put my finger on it.”

25. “I’m sorry, Summer, your opinion means very little to me.”

26. “It’s not like we can do this every week. We get three or four more of these, tops.”

27. “I don’t want to hear anymore negativity, Morty. You know what I say? I say let’s flip the pickle, and see where it takes us.”

28. “It’s a figure of speech, Morty. They’re bureaucrats. I don’t respect them.”

29. “What, so everyone’s supposed to sleep every single night now? You realize that nighttime makes up half of all time?”

30. “You’re like a younger, more depressed version of me.”

31. “I’m not a man, I’m a pickle. I’m Pickle Riiick!”

32. “I’ll tell you how I feel about school, Jerry: It’s a waste of time.”

33. “I just want to go back to hell where everyone thinks I’m smart and funny.”

34. “I’m not a hero. I’m a scientist. I don’t believe in heroes. I believe in science.”

35. “I’m not a robot. I’m a monster.”

36. “You gotta do it for Grandpa, Morty. You gotta put these seeds inside your butt.”

37. “I’m not the one to be trusted, Morty. I’m the one who’s always one step ahead.”

38. “I’m not a hipster. I just don’t like things that are popular.”

39. “I’m not arguing that I’m morally superior, I’m arguing that I’m intellectually superior.”

40. “I’m not the kind of guy who worries about consequences, Morty. I just throw a grenade and run away.”

41. “I’m not a machine, Morty. I’m a monster. And if you don’t love me, you don’t get to see my true form.”

42. “I’m not emotional, Morty. I’m Spock.”

43. “I’m not a traitor, Morty. I’m the king.”

44. “I’m not a ghost, Morty. I’m a demon.”

45. “I’m not a god, Morty. I’m just better than you.”

46. “I’m not a hero, Morty. I’m a survivor. And if that means I have to be the bad guy once in a while, then so be it.”

47. “I’m not a person, Morty. I’m a thing.”

48. “I’m not a thief, Morty. I’m a genius.”

49. “I’m not a bad person, Morty. I’m just misunderstood.”

50. “I’m not a coward, Morty. I’m just smart enough to know when to run away.”

51. “I’m not a hero, Morty. I’m a scientist. I don’t believe in heroes. I believe in science.”

52. “I’m not a monster, Morty. I’m the monster that eats monsters.”

53. “I’m not a villain, Morty. I’m just a guy who wants to take over the world.”

54. “I’m not a criminal, Morty. I’m a survivor.”

55. “I’m not a monster, Morty. I’m just a guy who wants to be left alone.”

56. “I’m not a bad person, Morty. I’m just a guy who does bad things.”

57. “I’m not a monster, Morty. I’m a god.”

58. “I’m not a hero, Morty. I’m a scientist. And if that means I have to be a little bit evil sometimes, then so be it.”

59. “I’m not a hero, Morty. I’m a survivor. And if that means I have to be the villain once in a while, then so be it.”

60. “I’m not a bad guy, Morty. I’m just a guy who gets things done.”

61. “I’m not a monster, Morty. I’m a genius.”

62. “I’m not a hero, Morty. I’m a scientist. And if that means I have to blow up a few planets to further my research, then so be it.”

63. “I’m not a bad person, Morty. I’m just a guy who’s willing to do whatever it takes to get what he wants.”

64. “I’m not a monster, Morty. I’m a survivor. And if that means I have to eat a few babies to stay alive, then so be it.”

65. “I’m not a hero, Morty. I’m a scientist. And if that means I have to create a few monsters to further my research, then so be it.”

66. “I’m not a bad guy, Morty. I’m just a guy who’s willing to do whatever it takes to protect his family.”

67. “I’m not a monster, Morty. I’m a genius. And