Top 99 Sarcastic Quotes About Being Ignored

Are you tired of being ignored? Maybe it’s time to embrace your sarcasm and let everyone know how you really feel. Here are some sarcastic quotes about being ignored to inspire you:

1. “Oh, sorry. Did my back hurt your knife?”
2. “I’m sorry, did I interrupt your scrolling?”
3. “I guess I’ll just sit here and talk to myself since no one else is listening.”
4. “I didn’t realize ignoring me was a full-time job.”
5. “I love when people ignore me. It gives me a chance to see who’s really there for me.”
6. “I’m not saying you’re ignoring me, but I’m pretty sure my dog listens to me more than you do.”
7. “Oh, you’re ignoring me? That’s cool. I wasn’t using my self-esteem anyway.”
8. “I must have missed the memo that said ignoring someone was the new way to show you care.”
9. “I’m not sure what’s more annoying, being ignored or being told to calm down when I’m not even mad.”
10. “If ignoring me is your way of trying to get my attention, it’s not working.”
11. “I’m sorry, I didn’t realize I had to shout for you to hear me over your own voice.”
12. “I’m not sure what’s louder, your silence or your ego.”
13. “I’m pretty sure you could ignore me for the rest of your life and I wouldn’t even notice.”
14. “I didn’t realize I needed to schedule an appointment just to have a conversation with you.”
15. “I’m not saying you’re a bad listener, but my cat pays more attention to me than you do.”
16. “I’m not sure what’s more frustrating, being ignored or being interrupted by your phone every five seconds.”
17. “I didn’t realize being ignored was a prerequisite for friendship.”
18. “I’m sorry, I didn’t realize I needed a megaphone to get your attention.”
19. “I’m pretty sure you could ignore me for the rest of eternity and I wouldn’t even care.”
20. “I’m not saying you’re ignoring me, but if you were any more distant, you’d be on another planet.”
21. “I’m not sure what’s more exhausting, trying to get your attention or pretending I don’t care.”
22. “I’m sorry, did I accidentally interrupt your monologue?”
23. “I’m not sure what’s more impressive, your ability to ignore me or your ability to make me feel invisible.”
24. “I’m pretty sure I’m not invisible, but you seem to be doing a great job of ignoring me.”
25. “I’m not saying you’re ignoring me, but I’m pretty sure I’ve seen more attention paid to a traffic light.”
26. “I guess I’ll just keep talking to myself since you seem to be busy ignoring me.”
27. “I’m not sure what’s more painful, being ignored or trying to get your attention.”
28. “I’m sorry, did I accidentally interrupt your daydreaming?”
29. “I’m not saying you’re ignoring me, but I’m pretty sure you’re allergic to conversations.”
30. “I’m pretty sure I could shout your name from the top of a mountain and you still wouldn’t hear me.”
31. “I’m not sure what’s more frustrating, being ignored or being talked over.”
32. “I’m sorry, did I interrupt your staring contest with the wall?”
33. “I’m not sure what’s more annoying, being ignored or being talked at instead of talked to.”
34. “I guess I’ll just keep talking to myself since you seem to be too busy ignoring me.”
35. “I’m not saying you’re ignoring me, but I’m pretty sure you’re just a figment of my imagination.”
36. “I’m pretty sure I could set off fireworks in your ear and you still wouldn’t hear me.”
37. “I’m not sure what’s more exhausting, trying to get your attention or trying to keep up with your ego.”
38. “I’m sorry, did I accidentally interrupt your staring contest with your phone?”
39. “I’m not sure what’s more frustrating, being ignored or being talked down to.”
40. “I guess I’ll just keep talking to myself since you seem to be too busy ignoring me to listen.”
41. “I’m not saying you’re ignoring me, but I’m pretty sure you’re just a hologram.”
42. “I’m pretty sure I could shout in your ear and you still wouldn’t hear me.”
43. “I’m not sure what’s more exhausting, trying to get your attention or trying to keep up with your lies.”
44. “I’m sorry, did I accidentally interrupt your game of Candy Crush?”
45. “I’m not sure what’s more frustrating, being ignored or being talked over by someone who has nothing to say.”
46. “I guess I’ll just keep talking to myself since you seem to be too busy ignoring me to care.”
47. “I’m not saying you’re ignoring me, but I’m pretty sure you’re just a mirage.”
48. “I’m pretty sure I could set off a car alarm in your ear and you still wouldn’t hear me.”
49. “I’m not sure what’s more exhausting, trying to get your attention or trying to keep up with your excuses.”
50. “I’m sorry, did I accidentally interrupt your nap?”
51. “I’m not sure what’s more frustrating, being ignored or being talked at by someone who doesn’t listen.”
52. “I guess I’ll just keep talking to myself since you seem to be too busy ignoring me to notice.”
53. “I’m not saying you’re ignoring me, but I’m pretty sure you’re just a ghost.”
54. “I’m pretty sure I could set off a fire alarm in your ear and you still wouldn’t hear me.”
55. “I’m not sure what’s more exhausting, trying to get your attention or trying to keep up with your drama.”
56. “I’m sorry, did I accidentally interrupt your daydream about being famous?”
57. “I’m not sure what’s more frustrating, being ignored or being talked over by someone who doesn’t know what they’re saying.”
58. “I guess I’ll just keep talking to myself since you seem to be too busy ignoring me to care about anything.”
59. “I’m not saying you’re ignoring me, but I’m pretty sure you’re just a robot.”
60. “I’m pretty sure I could set off a bomb in your ear and you still wouldn’t hear me.”
61. “I’m not sure what’s more exhausting, trying to get your attention or trying to keep up with your delusions.”
62. “I’m sorry, did I accidentally interrupt your daydream about being better than everyone else?”
63. “I’m not sure what’s more frustrating, being ignored or being talked at by someone who thinks they’re always right.”
64. “I guess I’ll just keep talking to myself since you seem to be too busy ignoring me to notice anything.”
65. “I’m not saying you’re ignoring me, but I’m pretty sure you’re just a statue.”
66. “I’m pretty sure I could set off a thunderstorm in your ear and you still wouldn’t hear me.”
67. “I’m not sure what’s more exhausting, trying to get your attention or trying to keep up with your contradictions.”
68. “I’m sorry, did I accidentally interrupt your daydream about being the center of the universe?”
69. “I’m not sure what’s more frustrating, being ignored or being talked over by someone who doesn’t even know your name.”
70. “I guess I’ll just keep talking to myself since you seem to be too busy ignoring me to care about anyone else.”
71. “I’m not saying you’re ignoring me, but I’m pretty sure you’re just a painting.”
72. “I’m pretty sure I could set off a tornado in your ear and you still wouldn’t hear me.”
73. “I’m not sure what’s more exhausting, trying to get your attention or trying to keep up with your insecurities.”
74. “I’m sorry, did I accidentally interrupt your daydream about being worshipped?”
75. “I’m not sure what’s more frustrating, being ignored or being talked at by someone who doesn’t even know what they’re talking about.”
76. “I guess I’ll just keep talking to myself since you seem to be too busy ignoring me to notice anything at all.”