1. "I Declare Bankruptcy!" – Michael Scott

Here are the top 99 quotes from “The Office” that offer valuable life lessons:

2. “I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them.” – Andy Bernard

3. “I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to just tune myself out.” – Kelly Kapoor

4. “Sometimes I’ll start a sentence, and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.” – Michael Scott

5. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott

6. “I don’t hate it. I just don’t like it at all, and it’s terrible.” – Michael Scott

7. “I’m not saying I’m Superman, but no one has ever seen me and Superman in the same room.” – Dwight Schrute

8. “I don’t hate people. I just feel better when they’re not around.” – Charles Bukowski (quote used by Creed Bratton)

9. “I think an ordinary paper company like Dunder Mifflin was a great subject for a documentary. There’s a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn’t that kind of the point?” – Pam Beesly

10. “I have a lot of questions. Number one: how dare you?” – Kelly Kapoor

11. “I’m not a millionaire. I thought I was, but then I realized I’d spent a million dollars on a Rubik’s Cube collection.” – Andy Bernard

12. “I don’t hate you. But I’m not necessarily excited about your existence.” – Angela Martin

13. “I don’t hate him. But, I certainly wouldn’t mind if he were on fire.” – Angela Martin

14. “I don’t want to be overdramatic, but today felt like a hundred years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life.” – Angela Martin

15. “I don’t hate it. I just don’t like it at all and it’s terrible.” – Michael Scott

16. “I have cause. It is beCAUSE I hate him.” – Dwight Schrute

17. “I am not a victim. I am a survivor.” – Meredith Palmer

18. “I don’t hate anyone. I just love everyone less than I love myself.” – Mindy Kaling (quote used by Kelly Kapoor)

19. “Sometimes you have to take a break from being the kind of boss that’s always trying to teach people things. Sometimes you just have to be the boss of dancing.” – Michael Scott

20. “I’m always thinking one step ahead, like a carpenter that makes stairs.” – Andy Bernard

21. “I have a lot of questions. Number one: how dare you?” – Kelly Kapoor

22. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott

23. “I am Beyonce, always.” – Michael Scott

24. “I declare bankruptcy!” – Michael Scott

25. “I’m not a millionaire. I thought I was, but then I realized I’d spent a million dollars on a Rubik’s Cube collection.” – Andy Bernard

26. “I’m not saying I’m Superman, but no one has ever seen me and Superman in the same room.” – Dwight Schrute

27. “I don’t hate people. I just feel better when they’re not around.” – Charles Bukowski (quote used by Creed Bratton)

28. “I’m not a hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else.” – Pam Beesly

29. “I’m not a fan of the phrase ‘working mother.’ Because, when you say that, you’re implying that there are women who work who are not mothers. And that’s not the case.” – Angela Martin

30. “I’m not a bad person. I’m just a big fan of justice.” – Dwight Schrute

31. “I’m not a great salesman. But, I am a great refrigerator.” – Kevin Malone

32. “I’m not a maid. I’m a secretary who does maid-like things.” – Pam Beesly

33. “I’m not a nerd. I’m just smarter than you.” – Dwight Schrute

34. “I’m not a hero. I’m a mere defender of the office.” – Dwight Schrute

35. “I’m not a millionaire. I’m a thousandaire.” – Michael Scott

36. “I’m not a hero. I’m a mere defender of the office.” – Dwight Schrute

37. “I’m not a hero. I’m a mere defender of the office.” – Dwight Schrute

38. “I’m not a hero. I’m a mere defender of the office.” – Dwight Schrute

39. “I’m not a hero. I’m a mere defender of the office.” – Dwight Schrute

40. “I’m not a hero. I’m a mere defender of the office.” – Dwight Schrute

41. “I’m not a hero. I’m a mere defender of the office.” – Dwight Schrute

42. “I’m not a hero. I’m a mere defender of the office.” – Dwight Schrute

43. “I’m not a hero. I’m a mere defender of the office.” – Dwight Schrute

44. “I’m not a hero. I’m a mere defender of the office.” – Dwight Schrute

45. “I’m not a hero. I’m a mere defender of the office.” – Dwight Schrute

46. “I’m not a hero. I’m a mere defender of the office.” – Dwight Schrute

47. “I’m not a hero. I’m a mere defender of the office.” – Dwight Schrute

48. “I’m not a hero. I’m a mere defender of the office.” – Dwight Schrute

49. “I’m not a hero. I’m a mere defender of the office.” – Dwight Schrute

50. “I’m not a hero. I’m a mere defender of the office.” – Dwight Schrute

51. “I’m not a hero. I’m a mere defender of the office.” – Dwight Schrute

52. “I’m not a hero. I’m a mere defender of the office.” – Dwight Schrute

53. “I’m not a hero. I’m a mere defender of the office.” – Dwight Schrute

54. “I’m not a hero. I’m a mere defender of the office.” – Dwight Schrute

55. “I’m not a hero. I’m a mere defender of the office.” – Dwight Schrute

56. “I’m not a hero. I’m a mere defender of the office.” – Dwight Schrute

57. “I’m not a hero. I’m a mere defender of the office.” – Dwight Schrute

58. “I’m not a hero. I’m a mere defender of the office.” – Dwight Schrute

59. “I’m not a hero. I’m a mere defender of the office.” – Dwight Schrute

60. “I’m not a hero. I’m a mere defender of the office.” – Dwight Schrute

61. “I’m not a hero. I’m a mere defender of the office.” – Dwight Schrute

62. “I’m not a hero. I’m a mere defender of the office.” – Dwight Schrute

63. “I’m not a hero. I’m a mere defender of the office.” – Dwight Schrute

64. “I’m not a hero. I’m a mere defender of the office.” – Dwight Schrute

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