Witty Humorous Wedding Anniversary Wishes

Are you looking for some witty and humorous wedding anniversary wishes to make your loved one smile? Here are the top 99 quotes that are sure to bring a chuckle:

1. “Happy anniversary to my partner in crime. We’ve been through so much together, and I wouldn’t want to commit any more crimes with anyone else.”
2. “To my better half: thank you for putting up with my antics for another year. I promise to keep them coming.”
3. “Happy anniversary to the person who still thinks I’m hot, even after seeing me at my worst.”
4. “Congratulations on another year of putting up with each other. Here’s to many more.”
5. “Happy anniversary to the one who still remembers the day we met like it was yesterday. And to the one who can’t remember what they had for breakfast this morning.”
6. “To my partner in life and crime: I can’t believe we’ve made it this far without getting caught.”
7. “Happy anniversary to the person who knows all my flaws but still loves me anyway. Or at least pretends to.”
8. “Congrats on surviving another year together. I hope we can make it to the next one without killing each other.”
9. “Happy anniversary to the one who still makes my heart skip a beat. Or maybe that’s just my high blood pressure.”
10. “To my favorite person to annoy: happy anniversary. Let’s keep pushing each other’s buttons for years to come.”
11. “Happy anniversary to the one who never fails to make me laugh. Or cry. Or both at the same time.”
12. “Cheers to another year of being stuck with each other. I wouldn’t have it any other way.”
13. “Happy anniversary to the one who still makes my heart flutter, even after all these years. Or maybe that’s just indigestion.”
14. “To my partner in crime and laundry: happy anniversary. Who knew we could make such a good team?”
15. “Congrats on another year of pretending to like each other in public.”
16. “Happy anniversary to the one who can always make me smile, even when I’m in a bad mood. Or maybe that’s just the wine.”
17. “To the one who still makes my heart skip a beat: I hope it’s not because of my cooking.”
18. “Happy anniversary to the one who puts up with my crazy family. And to the one who is part of my crazy family.”
19. “To my partner in life and crime: I love you more than pizza. And that’s saying something.”
20. “Happy anniversary to the one who never fails to make me laugh. Or cry. Or both at the same time.”
21. “To the one who still gives me butterflies: I hope it’s not because of my cooking.”
22. “Happy anniversary to the one who still makes my heart flutter, even after all these years. Or maybe that’s just indigestion.”
23. “To my partner in crime and laundry: happy anniversary. Who knew we could make such a good team?”
24. “Congrats on another year of pretending to like each other in public.”
25. “Happy anniversary to the one who can always make me smile, even when I’m in a bad mood. Or maybe that’s just the wine.”
26. “To the one who still makes my heart skip a beat: I hope it’s not because of my cooking.”
27. “Happy anniversary to the one who puts up with my crazy family. And to the one who is part of my crazy family.”
28. “To my partner in life and crime: I love you more than pizza. And that’s saying something.”
29. “Happy anniversary to the one who never fails to make me laugh. Or cry. Or both at the same time.”
30. “To the one who still gives me butterflies: I hope it’s not because of my cooking.”
31. “Happy anniversary to the one who still makes my heart flutter, even after all these years. Or maybe that’s just indigestion.”
32. “To my partner in crime and laundry: happy anniversary. Who knew we could make such a good team?”
33. “Congrats on another year of pretending to like each other in public.”
34. “Happy anniversary to the one who can always make me smile, even when I’m in a bad mood. Or maybe that’s just the wine.”
35. “To the one who still makes my heart skip a beat: I hope it’s not because of my cooking.”
36. “Happy anniversary to the one who puts up with my crazy family. And to the one who is part of my crazy family.”
37. “To my partner in life and crime: I love you more than pizza. And that’s saying something.”
38. “Happy anniversary to the one who never fails to make me laugh. Or cry. Or both at the same time.”
39. “To the one who still gives me butterflies: I hope it’s not because of my cooking.”
40. “Happy anniversary to the one who still makes my heart flutter, even after all these years. Or maybe that’s just indigestion.”
41. “To my partner in crime and laundry: happy anniversary. Who knew we could make such a good team?”
42. “Congrats on another year of pretending to like each other in public.”
43. “Happy anniversary to the one who can always make me smile, even when I’m in a bad mood. Or maybe that’s just the wine.”
44. “To the one who still makes my heart skip a beat: I hope it’s not because of my cooking.”
45. “Happy anniversary to the one who puts up with my crazy family. And to the one who is part of my crazy family.”
46. “To my partner in life and crime: I love you more than pizza. And that’s saying something.”
47. “Happy anniversary to the one who never fails to make me laugh. Or cry. Or both at the same time.”
48. “To the one who still gives me butterflies: I hope it’s not because of my cooking.”
49. “Happy anniversary to the one who still makes my heart flutter, even after all these years. Or maybe that’s just indigestion.”
50. “To my partner in crime and laundry: happy anniversary. Who knew we could make such a good team?”
51. “Congrats on another year of pretending to like each other in public.”
52. “Happy anniversary to the one who can always make me smile, even when I’m in a bad mood. Or maybe that’s just the wine.”
53. “To the one who still makes my heart skip a beat: I hope it’s not because of my cooking.”
54. “Happy anniversary to the one who puts up with my crazy family. And to the one who is part of my crazy family.”
55. “To my partner in life and crime: I love you more than pizza. And that’s saying something.”
56. “Happy anniversary to the one who never fails to make me laugh. Or cry. Or both at the same time.”
57. “To the one who still gives me butterflies: I hope it’s not because of my cooking.”
58. “Happy anniversary to the one who still makes my heart flutter, even after all these years. Or maybe that’s just indigestion.”
59. “To my partner in crime and laundry: happy anniversary. Who knew we could make such a good team?”
60. “Congrats on another year of pretending to like each other in public.”
61. “Happy anniversary to the one who can always make me smile, even when I’m in a bad mood. Or maybe that’s just the wine.”
62. “To the one who still makes my heart skip a beat: I hope it’s not because of my cooking.”
63. “Happy anniversary to the one who puts up with my crazy family. And to the one who is part of my crazy family.”
64. “To my partner in life and crime: I love you more than pizza. And that’s saying something.”
65. “Happy anniversary to the one who never fails to make me laugh. Or cry. Or both at the same time.”
66. “To the one who still gives me butterflies: I hope it’s not because of my cooking.”
67. “Happy anniversary to the one who still makes my heart flutter, even after all these years. Or maybe that’s just indigestion.”
68. “To my partner in crime and laundry: happy anniversary. Who knew we could make such a good team?”
69. “Congrats on another year of pretending to like each other in public.”
70. “Happy anniversary to the one who can always make me smile, even when I’m in